Bridesmaid
Sister of the groom, wine connoisseur, best friends with Beyoncé, newest member of the Navarro cheer team, excellent skier, known for her appearances as Garth on SNL, and a very loyal person.
Groomsman
Brother of the bride, big whiskey guy, great falsetto, tech wiz, Timbers die-hard and Wildcats loyalist, Vitamix virtuoso, and the one who always shows up for us.
Bridesmaid
Sister of the groom, event planning powerhouse, big time sorority girl, Oregon Ducks super-fan, spin studio savior, so brave (wow), always on whole 30, and EASILY the best Fuson.
Groomsman
Brother of the bride, talented trumpeter, bouldering wonder boy, easily bamboozled, LAN party animal, juggles quite well and probably taller than you.
Ring Bearer
Godson of the bride and groom, loves spatulas, still teething, working on walking, terrible table manners, will drink your wine, and undoubtedly cuter than you.
Officiant
Friend of the bride (then the groom), name rhymes with aisle, dominant on the dance floor, cute in glasses, newly ordained, just got his braces off, world traveller, he's so pretty, and whitty, and... definitely taller than you.