Wedding Party
Krissy Jones
Bride
Girl Type: Marriage Sitcom I never stop watching: Friends (I know) I know the most random trivia about: Disneyland Once in a lifetime Means there's no second chance So I believe that you and me Should grab it while we can Make it last forever And never give it back It's our turn and I'm lovin' where we're at Because this moment's really all we have Every day of our lives Wanna find you there, wanna hold on tight Gonna run while we're young And keep the faith Every day from right now Gonna use our voices and scream out loud Take my hand Together we will celebrate Oh, every day
Marshall Kistner
Groom
Boy Type: Marriage Movie That Best Describes You: Little Giants Best Impression: Jesse Eisenberg I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad Carry you around when your arthritis is bad All I wanna do is grow old with you I'll get your medicine when your tummy aches Build you a fire if the furnace breaks Oh, it could be so nice, growing old with you I'll miss you Kiss you Give you my coat when you are cold Need you Feed you Even let you hold the remote control So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink Put you to bed when you've had too much to drink Oh, I could be the man who grows old with you I wanna grow old with you.
Lauren Wolfard
Matron of Honor
Girl Type: Female Daniel Radcliffe Sitcom I never stop watching: The Office I know the most random trivia about: Airports "I’ve known her before she was even born."
Emilio Merino
Officiant / Co-Best Man
Boy Type: Dadi Baker Movie That Best Describes You: Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo Best Impression: Bernie Sanders "I met Krissy (aka Philnander) and Marshall (aka Ed Raisin) on a trip to London in 2009. While there, I went to a Cirque du Soleil show at Albert Hall where together, they performed the world's first ever two-person human cannonball. Amazed at this feat, I spoke with them afterwards where I discovered that not only were they looking for a third person to join their crew to attempt a three-person human cannonball, but they are also HUGE Shrek fans. We have attended the annual SHREXPO, which takes place in Tuscaloosa, AL, since 2011, and continue to perfect the three-person human cannonball which we plan to perform the day of the wedding."
Alex Trevino
Bridesmaid
Girl Type: Hot Cheetos + Cheese Sitcom I never stop watching: Ted Lasso I know the most random trivia about: Shrek "I knew about a week into freshman year of college that my new random roommate, Krispy, was going to be a lifelong best friend. She helped me raise two crazy kittens, was always down to prank Tori & kept the pantry stocked with at least 19 flavors of quinoa. She’s easy to love, funnier than most and has the BEST taste in TikToks. I hope everyone has the chance to have a friend like Krispy in their life & Marshall is one lucky man to have her as a wife! "
Justin Graver
Co-Best Man
Boy Type: Rootin' & Tootin' Titan Movie That Best Describes You: Good Luck Chuck Best Impression: Lil Wayne "As the only human on earth to ever share an apartment with Marshall and Krissy, I have a unique perspective of their relationship. I don’t know if this is supposed to be funny but I’m going to be sincere: I’ve never met two people who belong together more than Marshall and Krissy do. Anyone who’s seen them sing Friends jingles together knows what I’m talking about. I’m so excited for them to take this next step and finally get married!!!! ❤️❤️ (Love you guys)"
Nadia Ouazzi
Bridesmaid
Girl Type: Noodle Sitcom I never stop watching: The Nanny! (lol) I know the most random trivia about: Cooking and bread baking 👩🍳 "Okay, okay, okay so Krindles and I met at the ripe old age of 22 in an improv class in San Fran! A silly anecdote that we share would be when we’d go to Kristin's apartment to play the board game “code names” and the game instructions were so boring and it was hard to listen to so one time Kristin wore a head set with a speaker for reading the instructions and I really loved it. Also one time before an improv show our team went to a children’s playground to kill some time and Kristin and I got on one of those spinny circle rides and it went way to fast and we truly almost died."
Arlan Cashier
Groomsman
Boy Type: Nut Pouch Movie That Best Describes You: Green Room Best Impression: Hormone Monster Rick "I’ll always remember Marshall posting on our UCSUNACC Facebook page about this cute girl he met at college who he really liked but was in a relationship. Everyone knew they were meant to be together from the first time Marshall told us about Krissy. He kept posting as his feelings for her got progressively more serious and we started actively rooting for Krissy, a girl none of us had ever even met, to dump her ding-dong boyfriend and be with OUR ding-dong Marshall. When the day finally came when they got together it was like watching your favourite team win the Super Bowl. Then when we finally got to meet Krissy at the Kistner’s house in TO for surprise Space Prom party..." (CONT'D BELOW)
Sara Bailey
Bridesmaid
Girl Type: Barb à la Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar Sitcom I never stop watching: Schitt's Creek I know the most random trivia about: Hamilton or Vermicomposting ""Krissy and I are practically the same person, it even freaks us out when we spend time together just how similar we are. But LONG before our love blossomed into the magnificent friendship we have today, I would hear about Krissy ALL THE TIME from my sweet bud Marshall. It all started back when Marsh went to college and would call me to talk to me about this girl that he could NOT stop thinking about. She had a bf at the time but Marsh was clearly head over heels. I remember sitting in my car one day while Marshall yammered on and on about Krissy..." (CONT'D BELOW)
Baxter Bailey
Groomsman
Boy Type: Shania Twain Protégé Movie That Best Describes You: The Sound of Music Best Impression: A French + Country Accent "My favorite thing about Marshall and Krissy is that they are actually Dave and Dave. They are ridiculous and amazing and absurdly perfect for one another."
Tiernee Stamper
Bridesmaid
Girl Type: Microsoft Teams Voicemail Expert Sitcom I never stop watching: Community I know the most random trivia about: Spider-Man: No Way Home "I knew Krissy and Marshall were the real thing when I watched them do a choreographed performance of "Dick in a Box" by The Lonely Island."
Louie Mensinger
Groom
Boy Type: Bean Chili & Canned Peaches Movie That Best Describes You: Ratatouille Best Impression: A Garbage Baby "Marshall and I met in English class in high school and quickly became best buds despite the fact that I did hit him in the face with a controller for beating me at Mario Party once (I'm so sorry). We both introduced each other to our current friend groups which kinda just all melded together into the wonderfully unconventional group that we still have today. Basically, I'm saying it's all thanks to us. I remember when Krissy and him met in Texas and him consistently and relentlessly telling us all about her, you know what I mean. Then when Krissy moved to San Fransisco I got to get to know her almost as well as I know him as we became fast friends..." (CONT'D BELOW)
Tori Reynolds
Bridesmaid
Girl Type: Roommate Mommy Sitcom I never stop watching: Sex and the City I know the most random trivia about: Interior Design Accessibility Code "I have never laughed more consistently in my life than the two years Krissy and I lived together in Austin with our son Alex Trevino. Roll on the floor, laugh out loud, please I’m going to pee kind of laughing. She is the funniest person I have every met, and I am so honored to call her a best friend. Someone who has said the same, is the luckiest man who gets to marry her, Marshall. I have had the privilege of watching this pair go from two best gal pals, to crushes, to dating, to “Marshall get out of our apartment you don’t live here dude please put some pants on,” and now engaged to be married..." (CONT'D BELOW)
Savvas Yiannoulou
Groomsman
Boy Type: Farmers' Market Forager Movie That Best Describes You: Hunt for the Wilderpeople Best Impression: Watto, the Toydarian Junk Dealer from Mos Espa "Marshall and my friendship was forged in the fires of a real life Hollywood internship that solidified into an unbreakable bond of brotherhood spanning oceans of time and several blocks in Los Angeles. A water cooler moment that turned into producing our very first feature film together in Colorado so many years later, all the while getting to grow as a person alongside Marshall and Krissy has been one of the most enriching experiences of my life. Thanks for giving me rides home from the internship in 2014!"
Trevor Crown
Groomsman
Boy Type: Infinite Best (Homie) Movie To Best Describe You: A River Runs Through It Best Impression: Man From South Africa Who Does Not Want to Appear in Neill Blomkamp's 2015 Film "CHAPPiE" "Marshall and I truly became friends during the summer after our first year of college, on a group camping trip to Yosemite. What first impressed me about him was the fact that he didn't allow his singular sense of humor get in the way of him being a sincere person. One of my favorite shared memories with Marsh is from a backyard show we played six or seven years ago, when I got to scream backing vocals and play bass on the Japandroids song "The House That Heaven Built" while he belted the lead. He sounded like he'd been fronting punk bands since 1989. He sounded like a God..." (CONT'D BELOW)
Cody Wolfard
Usher
Boy Type: Dungeon Master Movie That Best Describes You: The Big Lebowski Best Impression: Kevin Jonas "I met Krissy in the summer of 2009 when I started spending more time with Lauren (Matron of Honor). We played lots of Rock Band and Just Dance that summer! Several years later she introduced us to Marshall - with whom I share a love for chicken wings!"
Cody Thomson
Usher
Boy Type: Donuts (But Like, I Don't Want Them) Movie That Best Describes You: Boyhood Best Impression: Scott Stapp of Creed, unfortunately "My friendship with Marshall, in earnest, began one day in high school, when I was invited to the Kistner house for an infamous tarp day. I really didn’t know what to expect, but any apprehension quickly subsided once I arrived to a joyous group of peers running, sliding and laughing throughout the backyard. That day was unforgettable and will always be a reminder of Marshall’s spontaneously fun-loving spirit that we all know and love. I went home that day with ears full of soap and a dancing caravan of new friends, all thanks to my homie Marshall..." (CONT'D BELOW)
Devin Bierman
Usher
Boy Type: ego death boozy brunch Movie That Best Describes You: Uncle Buck Best Impression: Gilbert Gottfried
Stories
(Cont'd)
Arlan Cashier: "...everyone was so excited that we scared the shit out of her. I’m so happy we got to witness their relationship and love grow from its earliest stages to where it is today. Love u both so much" Louie Mensinger: "...when not in the shadow of the great Sara Bailey, of course. I'm so incredibly excited for them, honestly this took waaaay too long. Love you guys!"
Stories
CONT'D
Sara Bailey: "...I finally told him to get up the courage to tell her because he was clearly not gonna move past it - and here we are and they are getting married!!! WOOO!!! Marsh always said that we reminded him of each other and that we'd get along so well, so we started sending penpal letters while she was in TX. When she moved to SF we realized just how right Marshall was - we became inseparable in record time. I love her to pieces and think she is one of the greatest human beings in the entire universe and feel so lucky to have her as a friend!!!" Tori Reynolds: "...The more I saw this couple grow in their relationship, the more I realized that they were meant to be together. I love you both so much. Cheers to a life of love, and more importantly, cheers to a life of laughter."
Stories
(CONT'D)
Trevor Crown: "...Marshall went and brought Krissy into all of our lives, and she's even funnier than he is. They're two of the most caring people I know, they make each other better, and I couldn't be happier for them." Cody Thomson: "...I first came to know Krissy through Marshall’s nervous/excited/blatantly-in-the-throes-of-young-love text-messages to our long-running group chat. Krissy has only since exceeded any expectation Marshall could have presented back then, and I’m grateful to call her a dear friend. One conversation with Krissy and you’ll understand that she’s not only a joy to be around, but also the funniest person in the room. Thank you both for being the kind, wonderful people that you are and for including me in your big day — I’ll never forget it. I love y’all!"