Wedding Party
Haley Ellis
Maid of Honor - Sister of the Bride
How’d you meet the bride and groom? Lets just say the bride and I's first meeting involves me in nothing but a diaper at the hospital, and the groom involves a public pool and lots of pizza rolls. What’s your spirit animal? Trash panda What would be your last meal? Applebee's four cheese chicken penne with a large potato ole on the side. Rolling rock to wash it all down. Do you have any words of advice for the couple? I wish I did, they’re way wiser than me. What are the bride and groom’s biggest red flags (individually)? Curtis: narcoleptic. Kinsey: obsessed with yarn. Realistically, how fast do you think you could drink a gallon of milk (whole milk)? I'd need at least 3 hours. Anything else people should know about you? This will be the first wedding I've attended in over 10 years!!!!
Al Bailey
Best Person - Sibling of the Groom
How’d you meet the bride and groom? Curtis is my brother and I met Kinsey shortly after they started dating… I think. What’s your spirit animal? Whale What would be your last meal? Tater tot hotdish Do you have any words of advice for the couple? Take care of yourself so you can show up as your best self in your relationship. What are the bride and groom’s biggest red flags (individually)? Curtis: deadly farts Kinsey: can read minds Realistically, how fast do you think you could drink a gallon of milk (whole milk)? 1 hour Anything else people should know about you? I’m shy but friendly.
Cade Ellis
Brother of the Bride
How’d you meet the bride and groom? Kinsey: Was forced to. Curtis: We guarded lives together. What’s your spirit animal? A Liger What would be your last meal? Hot dogs and Mac and cheese Do you have any words of advice for the couple? Lub each other What are the bride and groom’s biggest red flags (individually)? Kinsey: PSYCHOlogist😳 Curtis: Deals drugs 🤔 Realistically, how fast do you think you could drink a gallon of milk (whole milk)? For money: under 3 minutes Just because: under 7 minutes I like milk Anything else people should know about you? My name is Cade and I like to party. P.S. GO BRONCOS
Jessica Bailey
Sister of the Groom
How’d you meet the bride and groom? Curtis is my little brother What’s your spirit animal? Squirrel What would be your last meal? Ice cream Do you have any words of advice for the couple? Choose each other, every day. Keep your pimp hand strong. What are the bride and groom’s biggest red flags (individually)? Kinsey: enjoys the feeling of raw hamburger in her hands. Curtis: stuffed dirty socks into the couch as a child. Realistically, how fast do you think you could drink a gallon of milk (whole milk)? 1 hour - based on an attempt in high school (I threw up) Anything else people should know about you? N/A
Ava Bailey
Sister of the Groom
How’d you meet the bride and groom? He’s my brother What’s your spirit animal? Probably like a dog or a bird What would be your last meal? A spicy tuna roll or my moms tater tot hotdish Do you have any words of advice for the couple? Don’t worry, be happy - Bobby McFerrin What are the bride and groom’s biggest red flags (individually)? Curtis: would rather die than express his feelings; was mean to me as a kid Kinsey: takes a month and a half to text me back Realistically, how fast do you think you could drink a gallon of milk (whole milk)? I’d rather die Anything else people should know about you? Please don’t talk to me I’m scared of people
Caitlin Wagner
Sister of the Groom
How’d you meet the bride and groom? Curtis’s little sister! What’s your spirit animal? Sloth What would be your last meal? French fries, pineapple, Reese’s, and Chicken wings Do you have any words of advice for the couple? Always be kind to one another. Don’t take jokes, arguments, or faults too far. Just love and be loved! What are the bride and groom’s biggest red flags (individually)? Curt's bowel movements. Kinsey's scary. Realistically, how fast do you think you could drink a gallon of milk (whole milk)? 20 minutes Anything else people should know about you? I’m so excited to meet everybody, and watch Kinsey and Curt get married! Also will be busting a move on the dance floor.
Hunter Stiles
Officiant - Friend of the Bride and Groom
How’d you meet the bride and groom? We knew of each other through high school but didn’t become friends until we started working together at the pool and I realized that they were kinda cool. What’s your spirit animal? Squirrel. They are on a whole new level What would be your last meal? Oof that’s a tough one… two Culver’s double butter burgers with ketchup mustard and pickles, cheese curds side of ranch, root beer and for desert a Oreo blizzard with hot fudge. (And no I don’t usually have two butter burgers… I’m dying in this example eesh) Do you have any words of advice for the couple? There will be a lot of big decisions in life but realize that they will be pretty small 10,15,20 years down the line. Pobodys Nerfect as Mrs. Roper always said. Make the decision the fits you both and run with it. What are the bride and groom’s biggest red flags (individually)? Kinsey: tends to sweat more than the average individual and thinks old man looking sunglasses are cool to wear Curtis: tends to get very smiley and these interesting squinty eyes when he is drunk Realistically, how fast do you think you could drink a gallon of milk (whole milk)? First… ewee. But if I had to let’s say 34 minutes but then be sure to have my last meal ready because RIP Anything else people should know about you? I am the weirdo that collected pez dispensers and got a tattoo that looks like a silly band of the dinosaur that Sioux Park had in their pool.
Alanna Messenger
Friend of the Bride and Groom
How’d you meet the bride and groom? I met Kinsey in a statistics class during the first year of our grad program. I sent her a message on GroupMe because I was too nervous to talk to her in person. We went climbing and that was when I met Curtis What’s your spirit animal? Gerenuk :-) What would be your last meal? Spaghetti and meatballs Do you have any words of advice for the couple? Move to Denver What are the bride and groom’s biggest red flags (individually)? Kinsey: likes the show sisters wives a little too much Curtis: falls asleep while driving Realistically, how fast do you think you could drink a gallon of milk (whole milk)? You couldn’t pay me enough money in the world to drink a gallon of whole milk. I’d be on the toilet for days Anything else people should know about you? No
Erik Messenger
Friend of the Bride and Groom
How’d you meet the bride and groom? When Alanna and I first started dating, she was living with Kinsey and Curtis. The first time I met them is when we all took a trip to Salt Lake to see The Ghost of Paul Revere. What’s your spirit animal? Chipmunk What would be your last meal? Chocolate chip pancakes, hashbrowns, and bacon Do you have any words of advice for the couple? Move to Denver What are the bride and groom’s biggest red flags (individually)? Curtis: always crushing white monsters Kinsey: loves to match outfits Realistically, how fast do you think you could drink a gallon of milk (whole milk)? I’d guess around 5 minutes, faster if it was 2% Anything else people should know about you? No
Travis Kinsel
Friend of the Bride and Groom
How’d you meet the bride and groom? At a park in Las Vegas somewhere. What’s your spirit animal? I don’t know but I’d love to be able to fly. What would be your last meal? Mashed potatoes, or French fries, chicken strips, and brisket. Do you have any words of advice for the couple? If you have an argument make sure there is one clear winner. What are the bride and groom’s biggest red flags (individually)? Curtis: highways the baby too much Kinsey: is a little too friendly with her bidet. Realistically, how fast do you think you could drink a gallon of milk (whole milk)? 14 minutes Anything else people should know about you? I collect business cards.
Grace Kinsel
Friend of the Bride and Groom
I first met Kinsey during our interview for grad school at UNLV. I met Curtis at the first cohort BBQ. He said he was in pharm school but I thought he meant farm school like for farmers. What’s your spirit animal? Axolotl What would be your last meal? Ok dark!! Probably a big glutenful pizza straight from Italy Do you have any words of advice for the couple? Always wear sunscreen even if it’s overcast! What are the bride and groom’s biggest red flags (individually)? Kinsey: email inbox Curtis: LIKES to run Being from South Dakota is also a 🚩😬 Realistically, how fast do you think you could drink a gallon of milk (whole milk)? I would never drink milk because it grosses Kinsey out and I’m a really loyal friend. Also I think this would kill you. Anything else people should know about you? I typically have an asthma attack when I dance to Proud Mary.
Rayna Habbe
Friend of the Bride and Groom
How’d you meet the bride and groom? Microwaving pizza rolls and mozzarella sticks together at Jimmy Hilton What’s your spirit animal? Otter or bear What would be your last meal? An entire bottle of Merlot paired with Crab Rangoon and a spicy crunchy California roll. Dessert would be fudge ice cream cake. Do you have any words of advice for the couple? Please don’t call us for advice. What are the bride and groom’s biggest red flags (individually)? Kinsey: occasionally wetting the bed. Can’t think of a red flag for Curtis which is a red Flag on its own. Realistically, how fast do you think you could drink a gallon of milk (whole milk)? If it’s a chugging contest an hour. If it’s casual less than 24 hours. Anything else people should know about you? I can’t stop smelling my dogs Frito toes. And I strongly dislike Kelly Clarkson.
Sidney Ossenfort
Friend of the Bride and Groom
How’d you meet the bride and groom? I’ve known Kinsey since birth & Curtis was my bf in high school sophomore year. What’s your spirit animal? A manatee What would be your last meal? My grandma Barb’s French toast Do you have any words of advice for the couple? Communication is key. 🔑 Keep on trucking. Be each others partner in crime ♥️ Travel together. Trust one another. Compromise often. What are the bride and groom’s biggest red flags (individually)? Kinsey: being maybe a little self conscious when she should have more confidence because she’s amazing Curtis: being so humble all the time when he could boast more about awesome things he does Realistically, how fast do you think you could drink a gallon of milk (whole milk)? Probably depends on how thirsty I am but if I really tried I think 2-3 minutes (3-5 actually) Anything else people should know about you? I was recently bike packing with my boyfriend through Baja California Sur
Cooper Shea
Friend of the Bride and Groom
How’d you meet the bride and groom? I met Curtis in college at Montana State University. He was my next door neighbor in the dorms. We quickly became good buddies and the rest is history. Curtis came back for another year of school after a summer back home and all he could talk about was this girl he had started seeing. That girl turned out to be Kinsey. Curtis convinced her to visit him (us) at the wizard house in Bozeman. We had quite the time, or at least I did. What’s your spirit animal? The liger from Napoleon Dynamite What would be your last meal? Beef tenderloin with red wine butter a side of mash potatoes, carrots and green beans Do you have any words of advice for the couple? Continue to have fun with each other and love each other through the good and the bad. What are the bride and groom’s biggest red flags (individually)? Curtis: Loves to pass out on the couch and let people stack random stuff on top of him Kinsey: sometimes when she goes to sleep with a full bladder she might have an accident in the middle of the night Realistically, how fast do you think you could drink a gallon of milk (whole milk)? 45 seconds Anything else people should know about you? I lived with Curtis throughout college and through covid at the wizard house. I got to know Kinsey better when she visited Curtis in Bozeman and on several fun trips down to the desert and the coast of California. If you ever need to find a host for a murder mystery party Kinsey is your girl
Michaela Sullivan
Friend of the Bride and Groom
How’d you meet the bride and groom? Bride: NAU’s random roommate generator, summer of 2016 Groom: On Tinder, winter of 2017 What’s your spirit animal? A sloth What would be your last meal? Chips and salsa on top of a mountain with Kinsey or chicken fingers while playing Lego Harry Potter with Curtis Do you have any words of advice for the couple? Give Mormonism a chance What are the bride and groom’s biggest red flags (individually)? Curtis is 0-1 with a Fremont Street man Kinsey has a tendency to run away from the group when drunk Realistically, how fast do you think you could drink a gallon of milk? Please don’t ask me to do this Anything else people should know about you? You can call me Mickey-T
Heather Dowdall
Friend of the Bride and Groom
How’d you meet the bride and groom? I met Kinsey at NAU gymnastics in 2017. In 2018 I met Curtis on a Saturday (as a man)… later that same day I met him as a grandma. Curtis is a lovely grandma. What’s your spirit animal? Meerkat What would be your last meal? Tortilla Soup Do you have any words of advice for the couple? You got this😎 What are the bride and groom’s biggest red flags (individually)? Kinsey: she hates milk therefore has brittle bones Curtis: drinks white monster Realistically, how fast do you think you could drink a gallon of milk (whole milk)? Depends how thirsty I am and how many chocolate chip cookies I have… maybe 33 min bc my belly can’t hold very much at one time Anything else people should know about you? My favorite color is blue.