Kimberly & Robert
Wedding Party
Morgan Patterson
Maid of Honor
Morgan and Kimberly met in the ripe ole days of 2000 in kindergarten! They shared the idea that homework was overrated and time was much better spent selling Coca-Cola slushees in the neighborhood door to door, for a bargain of $10 a cup. In high school they spent many days on Lake Murray, and seeing how many people could fit on one paddle board without breaking it. Morgan went to college at Clemson University, while Kimberly was at USC, but they always made time for each other and will forever be best buds!! 22 years of friendship and counting!
Taylor Patterson
Maid of Honor
Taylor is Morgan Patterson’s older sister by blood, and Kimbo’s older sister by way of life! Taylor has had the pleasure of being bombarded by Morgan and Kimberly’s shenanigans for 22 years now. But she was right there by their side, going on many adventures in their childhood neighborhood together, partying hard with Taylor’s parents, taking water shots while playing Ninja, and late summer nights on Lake Murray! Taylor is the best big sister anyone could ask for and always guided Morgan and Kimbo in the right direction!! Friends are the family you choose!
Claire Keith
Bridesmaid
Claire and Kimbo met in the early years of 4th grade; circa 2004. Kimberly repeatedly told Claire that she really liked her belt day after day, and Claire said “I know, you’ve told me.” Friendship was destined after that. Claire and Kimbo have remained close and truly grew up together. From riding bikes down Yachting Road, starting the “Three Musketeers” group with Claire, Kimbo and Taylor Mahanna, living right next to each other in college, and exploring 5 points and all its joy together, this dynamic duo will always be the best of pals!
Taylor Mahanna
Bridesmaid
Taylor and Kimbo met at the young age of 9. Together, along with Claire Keith, forming the “Three Musketeers” in fourth grade. Taylor has always been a brainiac, and one of Kimberly’s fondest memories of her is when Taylor was reading the book “Al Capone Does My Shirts,” laughing to herself in class and commenting “the irony in this is hilarious!”, at 9 years old. Taylor and Kimbo share many memories on the middle school and high school cheerleading team together. Their coach had to separate them many times on Friday night football games and even practice because of their constant silliness and giggling. Taylor embodies all the characteristics of a “best friend” that Kimbo could ask for with her selfless and positive energy! 18 years of friendship and you can see why!
Falon Assemany
Bridesmaid
Falon and Kimberly became instant friends in their 3rd grade class. Their adventures together started by aggravating their very stern 3rd grade teacher, with unsolicited giggling; so much so that a terrifying vein would pop out on her head from screaming so hard at them. Along with Taylor Mahanna, Kimbo and Falon were all on the middle school and high school cheerleading team. Friday night lights and cheerleading competitions are forever memories! Falon is the most “fashionable” of the friend group, and the others are in awe of which trend she will try next! 90’s grunge is a forever favorite. Falon has an adventurous soul and is always ready to try anything! She is the definition of empathetic and inclusive of all people, and her incredible sense of humor is always appreciated. 19 years of friendship and counting!
Claire Noel
Bridesmaid
Thanks to Bobby’s hockey team, Claire and Kimberly were introduced and they were instant pals! Being the “WAG’s”, wives and girlfriends of hockey, they shared an instant bond! Bobby, Kimberly, Claire and Rob Guerriero are always going on Columbia adventures together. From floating the river and trying new tasty restaurants, to beach trips in the summer, these 4 will always be the best of friends! Kimberly can ALWAYS count on Claire to make her laugh with her quick wit and hysterical impersonations. Claire’s go with the flow personality and big heart are just a part of why Kimberly and Claire are such compatible, and forever friends!!
Sydney McComb
Bridesmaid
Sydney and Kimberly met in the early days of 6th grade. From the awkwardness of middle school, to trying to pass 11th grade Economics, Sydney and Kimberly have many memories together through all phases of life; however really became close when Sydney started doing Kimberly’s hair 4 years ago. Sydney is the reason Kimberly and Bobby even know each other by introducing them! Sydney’s free spirited and silly personality make for a beautiful friendship between these two and is the best hair dresser in all of SC!
Wendy Wang
Bridesmaid
Kimberly and Wendy had the pleasure of meeting junior year at USC, and were roommates at Olympia Mills, apartment 117! Kimberly and Wendy didn’t have the best of luck with past roommate situations, and these two were the best match possible. Kimberly and Wendy had many adventures from getting take out and watching Netflix, being expert food critics of Columbia, and exploring all 5 points had to offer! These two have remained best pals since day 1. Although Wendy now lives in NY, they always pick up right where they left off, and in their eyes will forever be 21. Wendy’s kind hearted and “Ioyal” personality bonded them instantly!
Audrey Muir
Junior Bridesmaid
Audrey is the daughter of Jeff and Lisa Muir, Jeff being Kimberly’s 1st cousin. Audrey is Kimberly’s 2nd cousin, and since day 1 Audrey has so patiently accepted Kimberly’s “silly” personality. Audrey has been Kimberly’s best little buddy since she was born. From staying at their house when Lisa and Jeff went on trips, staying up and reading books that Audrey could read a little better than Kimberly, jumping on the trampoline and going to Aunt Patty’s beach condo, these cuzzos have too many memories to share! Cousins by blood, friends by choice!
Jillian Muir
Junior Brdesmaid
Jillian Muir is the daughter of Timmy and Jennifer Muir, Timmy being Kimberly’s first cousin. Jillian is Kimberly’s 2nd cousin alongside Audrey and Jenna Muir. Jillian is just about the brightest, happiest soul you could ever meet, making her a joy to be around! Kimberly and Jillian share many memories together, holidays at Aunt Patty’s, Christmas festivities at Aunt Nancy’s and many more fun family gatherings. Kimberly has a core memory of Jillian learning to walk, and is now a full blown high schooler! Time flies, but the bond of these cousins remain!
Jenna Muir
Junior Bridesmaid
Jenna Muir is the sibling of Jillian Muir, and daughter of Timmy and Jennifer Muir, making her Kimberly’s 2nd cousin as well. Jenna is a spunky, sassy and smart girl making her such a fun cousin to be around! Jenna and Kimberly share many memories at family holidays, lake days, and fun days at Aunt Nancy’s house. It seems like yesterday Jenna was born, and Kimberly continues to get the pleasure of watching Jenna grow up!
Skylar Buechel
Flower Girl
Unicorns and Dragons, but probably more Dragons these days. Ju-Jitsu Master and avid Harry Potter fan, Skylar can do it all. Just like her brother, she too is the real deal. Super sneaky but always smiling.
Griffin "Finn" Buechel
Ring Bearer
Let me start off by saying - this guy is the real deal. You got a problem? This guy solves it. You need a bite of ice cream? This guy always shares it. Want to talk Power Rangers? The gold ranger is the best. You need someone to walk a ring down an aisle? He's got you fam.
Ronald "Ron" Buechel
Best Man
Husband, Father, Brother, Son ("Favorite Son and Favorite child" - Mom) Will be the first to buy something and then immediately start upgrading it. Did you know you could fit 6 x 10" sub woofers in a Saab Convertible? Once got stuck in a driveway at 4:00 am in Jackson Hole, got free, and then tried to pull right back into the driveway - hadn't even loaded the luggage yet - did not miss the flight.
Bradley "Brad" Leach
Groomsman
My picture is deceptive. You would think that I chop down trees with my bear (not a misspelling) hands but I don’t - these hands are silky soft. Newly minted father and husband and loving every second. Bobby fell down the stairs at my wedding rehearsal and I seriously considered telling him to sit it out. You can try to grow a better beard - but let’s face it . . . you can stop now. For real though - happy to be here, can’t wait to meet everyone.
Bryan “Cros” Crosby
Groomsman
Doctor Bryan Crosby (Optometry) 6’ 14” <—- not a typo Close your eyes. I pull up in my decked out, samurai fighting Toyota 4Runner. My dog jumps out, now you’re in a Colorado dream. The snow is slowly falling amongst the backdrop of an aspen glade. Apres ski. Now you’re on a plane, First class or no class. We land in New Jersey - the Garden State. I show you where I went to school. You’re impressed. Now we’re back on a plane, flying somewhere else. Could be Arizona, maybe Florida - I never know but I’m somewhere every weekend. The dream ends. All this could have been yours but you’re too late. Sorry ladies, I’m taken
Daniel "DP" Powell
Groomsman
Danny Neo Hipster x Farm to Table Chickens Garden life Geologist Bee Keeper Skateboarding Reggae Music Connoisseur Girls Lacrosse Coach Recent Owner of a Minivan - so much room for activities Hockey
Elijah "Eli" Robison
Groomsman
Sophistication oozes from my picture. My friends call me D.B. Cooper. Been there. Done that. Anyone else on here a published author? Didn’t think so. Who here has been in a band? Nice try. Pilot license? Soon, but way further than you Schmucks. Beatles cover band? I’ll unplug your amp and tell you to get better at guitar. Urban farming is the only lifestyle. My chickens are better than DPs
Jeremy "J-Bone" Metcalfe
Groomsman
I don’t even know what to put on these things - they’re so dumb. I mean - as a premier college lacrosse athlete I really should just put a picture on here. My favorite foods are pizza - Papa Johns, Pizza Hut, Little Caesars; doesn’t matter to me, just as long as there’s a whole pie for me. I really hope I don’t have to say anything at this wedding. Dancing? - forget it, that’s too much work.
Peter "Pistol" Koerner
Groomsman
About Me Height: 6' 1" . . . Short Build: Muscular . . . Slim Profession: Doctor . . . of Optometry Hobbies: Fishing, Camping, Lax, Hockey, Golden Retrievers, Cars, side of the road Lawnmowers, Boats Favorite Quote: "Notta Big Deal"
Philip "Chase" Hardwick
Groomsman
Aye wassup. I'm Chase. Group chat game on point. LeBron the G.O.A.T. Head High Slapshots with traffic in front - Get outta my way! I love cruises but manual transmissions completely terrify me. Get me to the Craps table.
Nicholas "Ryan" Lovette
Groomsman
** (2 Stars) - "okayest crossfitter in Myrtle Beach" - Dude at the Gym ***** (5 Stars) - "Worlds Greatest Dad and Husband" - Wife *** (3 Stars) - "Wish he would visit more" - Mom ***** (5 Stars) - "For a Florence guy, he's good" - Hockey Bro ***** (5 Stars) - "President's Cup Award Winner 5 years running - Need I say more?" - US Foods Rep
Robert "Rob" Guerriero
Groomsman
Robert Guerriero, 31, soon to be 32 (old guy status) , Taurus, Year of the horse. Wassup I’m Rob. Into good vibes and good times. Drama need not apply. You can find me drillin’ teeth, gaming with the boys, slapping pucks, or Degen Crypto. Sometimes all at the same time. I’m Italian, but not from the motherland, just a few generations removed. Long Island bay-bee! Consistently late to games but always on time.
Robert "Bob" Warren
Groomsman
Your adventure begins here. The only contestant ever in the history of Naked and Afraid to survive Antarctica. Subsequently commercialized the continent and now operates a series of Bed and Breakfasts for the 1%. But never talks to the guests, he has Hunter for that. Once put a mountain lion into a rear naked choke and only stopped because he saw the cubs watching. Pretty sure my truck beats your truck; anytime, anywhere.
Lucas Leveillee
Officiant
3rd Runner up for Barstool's "Sexiest Engineer Alive." International Super Spy Beerleague fastest skater award recipient 3x Once rescued a man who got caught in a machine on the shop floor of a factory while simultaneously saving the company millions of dollars. Like what you see? How can you not?
Kenneth "Ken" Mullen
Speaker
I am the glue that holds the team together. Without me, there is no hockey in South Carolina. Yes, I said in the entirety of South Carolina. Note from the groom: No kidding. Ken’s got what you need. He has more goals than everyone else on the team. Eli says “I really like Ken” Jeremy says “Ken who” Pete says “He’s good people” DP says “No comment”