Maid of Honor
As the middle Offley sister, Kelynn is known to her family as miss drama for your mama. She is the shining example of a fierce independent black woman. Her chic fashion sense is noteworthy and would make any woman jealous. When she isn’t molding the minds of DC youth, she likes to spend her time doing CrossFit. Just like a Beyoncé, she too has her own alter ego. Consider yourself lucky if you meet her.
Best Man
With a face only a mother can love, Austin and Julian have been friends since the soccer camp prior to high school. Some say their friendship can only be compared to Clooney and Pitt but others prefer Dwight and Michael. Regardless of which team you support, all agree they have a pretty epic handshake. With his always the bridesmaid never the bride tennis career, Austin’s true talent has yet to be found. Hopefully it's writing his best man speech.
Maid of Honor
As the youngest of the Offley girls, Kenzie has set herself apart as the track star of the family. This two time Georgetown graduate will dazzle you with quick witted clap backs. As a social media influencer she was one of the few individuals who got to stay in a beachside villa during the Fyre Festival. Our family’s artistic ability fortunately lives on through her endless sketches. Beware of her tenacious international fan club that lurks in awe wherever she goes!
Groomsman
Avid walker and fellow steelers fan, this Cape Cod native had the pleasure of sharing a dorm with Julian for all four years of college and beyond. Since the beginning, Steve has been a constant and reliable friend. We haven’t been able to shake him since.
Bridesmaid
Mature beyond her years and extremely down to earth. Sister to the groom and friend to the bride. Her insight and open mindedness makes her worthy of hour long conversations. This may be due to her years of isolation while battling a near deadly fungus contracted from a Venezuelan Pebble Toad.
Groomsman
When he isn’t cliff diving off the coast of Mexico, Luc can be found assisting Leonardo DiCaprio in humanitarian efforts. His giant personality almost measures up to his even bigger heart. Seek out his autobiography to learn more about his greatest achievements, but it's worth mentioning that he was featured in the Guinness Book of World Records for the largest wig collection.
Bridesmaid
Skye, usually accompanied by her vocal Pomeranian, is a cape girl at heart. She is a trusted and beloved confidant to Julian and now Kiara. Her perfect day would consist of sipping Chardonnay on the back deck with friends. We still haven’t forgiven her for eating her twin sister in the womb.
Groomsman
Jesse Rosenthal, the fourth Jonas Brother, spends his days perfecting his keyboarding skills, fine-tuning his vocal chords and putting his artistic abilities to the test. Unknown to most, his passion is really in body-building. He holds the record for most entries in body strong contests spanning the west coast; you can follow his hashtag #FitFabFly.
Bridesmaid
Roommate of the bride during the time Kiara has deemed her best college years. Such disasters as hurricane Bonnie and the roommate fiasco of 2010 have left the two with an undying bond. The three most important men in her life are Henry Cavill, David Bowie and Tom Brady. Since leaving BC she has been rehabilitating various marine life in Florida. Her coworkers have given her the moniker mother of penguins.
Groomsman
Time magazine’s man of the year, Grant Adams is the kind of friend everyone asks for. His baking skills come second to only Kiara. Following his time at Denison, he lived in Peru for four years and survived solely on guinea pigs. Do not ask him about his yacht - it’s too soon.
Bridesmaid
While attending BC, Tara and Kiara became fast friends who bonded over their love of vampire literature, Cheesecake Factory and Veronica Mars. Living her formative years abroad has left her fluent in Spanish. Her uncanny ability to infiltrate celebrity social circles has allowed her to excel in her career. Her claim to fame was convincing Tom Hiddleston to wear the “I ❤️T. S.” shirt. In her downtime she trains for running events throughout the year.
Groomsman
Grab him a Baileys on the rocks and ask him about his amateur professional slam poetry career. Gifted with diabetes, Kyle has been conquering culinary delights across the globe. He lives in DC with his lovely wife Maddie, who is far too good for him.
Bridesmaid
Erin Lorraine of House McKenna, third of her name, purveyor of class and BC legacy is known for her love of juicy reality TV, the British royal family and Cheesecake Factory brown bread. Originally from Maine she has taken Boston by storm with her illustrious sketch comedy career. As someone who loves to live in the moment, you will never meet the same McKenna twice.
Groomsman
Known to all as Baylor, he is the long time boyfriend of Vesta. Lover of spicy food - his dream is to be a guest on “Hot Ones.” Never challenge him to a card game unless you’re willing to lose.
Bridesmaid
Known to her friends as Vicki. Growing up only 30 minutes away from Kiara, she understands the complexity and importance of an Awful Awful. She has single handedly kept the eagles on the warpath chant alive. She is the Tom Haverford to Kiara’s Donna Meagle. If you need to learn how to care for a bonsai tree, she’s your girl.
Groomsman
Recently married to Brooke, Julian’s cousin. He is known for being the guy who orders not one but two sandwiches. Though an avid sports enthusiast, he lacks any discernable athletic ability. But sadly, no one has the heart to tell him.
Ring Bearer
Younger cousin to the bride, lover of pizza, Christmas fanatic, dance machine! He may only be a kindergartner but his Disney attendance could put the bride’s record to shame.
Flower Girl
This younger cousin of the bride loves to read. She’s recently started reading the Harry Potter series. She enjoys playing Roblox with her best friend, Aria. Singing and dancing are some of her favorite activities.
Officiant
Not to be confused with the Julian getting married, he is referred to as Chapman by the bride and groom. He served as a witness to Julian and Kiara’s relationship from the beginning. With the same name, handedness, and interest in art, music and literature it was definitely an act of God that both he and the groom ended up on the same peninsula in Down East Maine. With a personality that can only only be compared to that of Ron Burgundy; Chapman can be described with just one word: Enigma.
Wedding Planner
The oldest of the Davis cousins, Brooke "Baba Yaga" serves as the unspoken leader to this wolf pack. Parties are kind of her thing, so helping the happy couple plan their big day comes second nature. However, don't let that sweet face fool you, her early life exploits were the basis of the John Wick franchise.
Father of the Bride