Dog of Honor
Voted sweetest creature in all the lands 4 years running.
Maid of Honor
BFF since childhood, Vanderbilt classmate, gangsta napper, and only possible contender against the bride in an eating competition.
Bridesmaid
Bestie, Vanderbilt classmate, partner in crime, and instigator of dancing on elevated surfaces. In a show of support, already has her out of office on for the wedding.
Bridesmaid
Sister of the Bride. In charge of expressing emotion on behalf of herself as well as Sarah.
Bridesmaid
Sister of the Groom. Master of coin and likely to be the best representation of the Goldman family.
Bridesmaid
Former roommate. CEO of sunshine, sparkles, and the bride's lost twenty-something memories. Silently correcting your grammar.
Bridesmaid
Followed in the bride's footsteps for college, first job, and first NYC apartment, but now leading her down the aisle. Considered the bride's (and groom's) only little sister. Kanye attitude with Drake feelings.
Bridesmaid
Sister of the Bride. Likely to be confused for the youngest Kauffmann daughter.
Bridesmaid
Sister of the Bride and San Francisco Bae. Only normal one.
Greeter
Vanderbilt bestie and ski partner to John and Jane. Holds the Guinness world record for longest time “pitter pattering” around the house. Please no one inform her the actual start time of the wedding.
Best Man
Cousin. Looking forward to speaking to you about his next cryptocurrency investment, whether you like it or not.
Best Man
Vanderbilt friend. Considers himself a distinguished man of prominence. In truth created the Pinstripe bowl and roots for the Knicks.
Groomsman
Vanderbilt friend and former roommate of "Super 93." Clocked a Tinder record 25 swipe rights in under 10 seconds.
Groomsman
Cousin. Groom's go-to consigliere on all important life decisions...namely fantasy football and bachelor party tips.
Groomsman
Elementary school friend. Brody in human form.
Groomsman
High school friend. Grandfathered into the groom's life. Considers "Focus" as his favorite movie.
Groomsman
Vanderbilt friend and former roommate of "Super 93." Sold a Woolly Mammoth skinned Hermes purse to unnamed dictator's wife.
Groomsman
Vanderbilt friend and former roommate of "Super 93." Loves to read. Loves telling you he loves to read more.
Usher
Vanderbilt friend. Voted best abs at Vanderbilt University 2007-2010. Voted only abs in Indianapolis 2015-2018.
Usher
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Usher
Vanderbilt friend. Known as the third Winkelvoss twin. Requests all his lost items to be returned directly to guest services.