Maid of Honor
Most likely to psychoanalyze you with a shot in hand
Maid of Honor
Most likely to outdrink you... and then save a stray cat
Man of Honor
Most likely to upstage the bride without even trying
Best Man
Most likely to be the reason all the crown and coke is gone
Groomsman
Most likely to burn you with a witty comeback
Bridesmaid
Most likely to make the DJ play Disney songs
Bridesmaid
Most likely to morph into an alter-ego named Lanskeez
Bridesmaid
Most likely to be detained at customs for sneaking her dog in her bag
Bridesmaid
Most likely to have a dance off... and win
Bridesmaid
Most likely to be the life of the party...and then Irish exit
Bridesmaid
Most likely to get in a heated debate over Elon Musk's latest business venture
Bridesmaid
Most likely to misplace her phone...but not miss it at all
Bridesmaid
Most likely to carry a Boston terrier down the aisle instead a bouquet
Bridesmaid
Most likely to eat all the pasta and still have a six pack
Bridesmaid
Most likely to try and save us all from a hangover
Groomsman
Most likely to wake up on the lawn
Groomsman
Most likely to become your new best friend
Groomsman
Most likely to drunkenly get a tattoo of Italy
Groomsman
Most likely to turn the after party into his own personal karaoke party
Groomsman
Most likely to do backflip drunk
Groomsman
Most likely to fall asleep on the bar
Groomsman
Most likely to bring his own maple syrup
Groomsman
Most likely to have a man bun
Groomsman
Most likely to tap the keg
Groomsman
Most likely to make us spicy noodles... or maybe that's just wishful thinking