Sladjana & John
Wedding Party
Natasa Capuzzi
Matron of Honor
Natasa, aka NANA, is the greatest sister and matron honor in the game! Growing up, Nana and Sladja got into some adventures. Nana was a premier tennis athlete with a straight A school record to match. #coolgirl Meanwhile, Sladja could be found stealing Nana's clothes pretending that she was cooler but secretly was just looking up to her cool big sis. During childhood, they had tea parties with a mini tea set while pretending that Sprite was tea and performed "concerts" to the neighborhood on their famous casio keyboard. It wasn't always gravy for the sisters, there was the one time Sladja punched Nana in the nose, but we won't get into that, all was forgiven. In college, Nana told Sladja that hoops and heels was a cool girl outfit and since then, Sladja's hoop and heel collection has multiplied. Sladja can always count on Nana to be her number one cheerleader!
Jennifer Bohrer
Bridesmaid
Commming in HAWWT at 5'0', blonde hair, green eyes, Jenny, the firecracker, is a life long friend of Sladjana. She has never met an antique shop that she doesn't love and can recite the most random of facts. If she were to break a world record it would likely be for the fastest talker. Jenny can often be found trolling Sladjana for saying "I love Australia (while in AUSTRIA on a mountain)"
Tijana James
Bridesmaid
Tijana is the queen of the shoe game! Sladjana and Tijana met in the windy city of Chicago through their father's life long friendship from high school! Tijana showed Sladjana the sites and the rest was history. They instantly connected and shared a love of shoes, fashion and delicious food. Tijana left the windy city ages ago and now is a Califorina girrrl. She continues her campaign to get Sladjana (and now Johnny) to move to cali so that Sladjana can open up a yoga studio.
Casey Pietsch
Bridesmaid
Keep a look out for this artistic genius! Sladjana tells Casey all the time that she's waiting for Casey's target line to kick off in stores. This creative flower child has never met a flower shop that she doesn't stop into. Casey is responsible for the amazing save the date invitations that we sent out as well as the castle drawing you see on our website. If Casey isn't drawing and floraling (is that a word?..it is noww) she is likely monogramming any item she owns. Sladjana met Casey through some mutual friends and instantly decided that they were going to be friends.
Shani Farmer
Bridesmaid
Shani is the sweetest lady you'll ever meet. She exudes great energy. Sladjana and Shani became instantaneous friends while working shift work at their jobs. They loved each other so much that they decided to be roommates in Alexandria. When they weren't doing happy dances of the delicious food they were eating (ask about the shoulder shake), Sladjana and Shani could be found pontificating about the world and talking about all their feelings. Shani affectionately calls Sladjana the vanilla to the chocolate twist because they are a dynamic duo!
Billy Bupp
Best Man
Nickname(s): B^5, Billy, Bupperamous, half of Buppsos Key physical attribute: Thiccest chest hair Strength: Monsters/Doritos turn him into an unstoppable force Weakness: When he’s just “not feelin it” Chances of surviving bachelor party: 85% - small (but not insignificant) chance of dancing himself to death
Cody Holt
Groomsman
Nickname(s): Codes-Bi-Godes Key physical attribute: Beautiful baby blue eyes <3 Strength: Subaru-inspired stability Weakness: Having to clean up cat/dog/baby poop constantly Chances of surviving bachelor party: 100% - He didn’t guide Johnny through his formative years to give up now
Aaron Savage
Groomsman
Nickname(s): A-Aron, half of team Slavage Key physical attributes: Infinite supply of charm Strengths: Can use endless supply of Yeti mugs to quench thirst or slay enemies Weaknesses: Credit card debt, probs Chances of surviving bachelor party: 50% - total tossup
Jerome Venteicher
Groomsman
Nickname(s): THA DOCTA, Romer, Rome Status Key physical attributes: Forearms, biceps, quads… this guy is YOLKED Strengths: Founding member of the St. Lunatics (andele andele mami E.I. E.I. Uh-ohhhhhhhhh) Weaknesses: Prob thinks Justin Bieber, Nick Jonas, and Harry Styles are all the same person Chances of surviving bachelor party: We should ask for the chances of the bachelor party surviving HIM
Dan Lowe
Groomsman
Nickname(s): D-Lowe, D-train, DDs (not really) Key physical attributes: Solid core… low man wins Strengths: He can code or hunt his way out of a paper bag... This guy’s range makes no sense Weaknesses: You let me know when you find one Chances of surviving bachelor party: 100% - his chances of surviving anything is 100%
Brian Kulick
Groomsman
Nickname(s): Sweaty, STACKS (self-appointed) Key physical attributes: A silky, smooth, smile Strengths: Has always complimented Johnny on how big his hands are – so he’s got big gloves Weaknesses: Prob the only guy with enough mileage points to fly 1st class (low-key strength?) Chances of surviving bachelor party: 99% - Accountants always work hard, play hard
Ike Smith
Groomsman
Nickname(s): Ikelberry Key physical attributes: Calves (he played rugby Like 65 years ago) Strengths: Superhero onesie collection Weaknesses: Used to be worse at golf than Johnny, Then he upgraded clubs and now he’s better :( Chances of surviving bachelor party: 2% - Johnny will actively try to drink him to death, but he is very good at escaping shots/drinks and going to sleep
Cranston Kline
Officiant
Nickname(s): CK, Cranman, Cranny Key physical attributes: Dreamy curls, total crossfit body, amazing smile, you name it, he’s got it Strengths: The fame and fortune that comes with being Justin Timberlake’s little brother Weaknesses: the likely billions of $ spent at Lulu Lemon Chances of surviving bachelor party: 150%... He basically invented bachelor parties
Nikolina Capuzzi
Flower Girl
Nikolina is famous for her amazing crafts and love of babies. When we asked Nikolina to be a flower girl, she also said no, but we realized that she was in on the joke with her brother Filip. We've since heard that her dress is already picked and she can't wait to parade it down the aisle.
Filip Capuzzi
Ring Bearer
The cutest little nugget there ever was. Filip may be small but his jokes are mighty! He will always find a way to make you laugh and he gives the best hugs. When Sladjana asked Filip to be a ring bearer, he first said no, but we've since learned that was a joke! (Johnny edit: he was not joking, he has no interest in doing this but is being made to do so out of family obligation)
James Tamhane
Ring Bearer
James has never met a a number he didn't love! We're counting on him to make sure that the right amount of rings are going to get down the aisle. He's also got a great sense of humor and will be the first to ask you to ask him a math question!