Head for the Highlands, whether in search of the Loch Ness Monster or just a scenic day trip from Edinburgh. After pickup, relax on your group’s bus and listen to the guide’s entertaining commentary. Visit Kilmahog for an introduction to the famous Highland Cows and a cup of coffee. Discover what a ‘hairy coo’ really is. Next, travel up the road to Glencoe and enjoy a 10-minute photo stop in front of the unforgettable Highland views. Have lunch in Fort William, where your guide can advise you on where to eat. If you're interested in the mysteries of the kilt, you can even get a ‘wee’ kilt introduction here. Then be whisked to Loch Ness itself. Customize your experience at Loch Ness with personal touches. Visit the majestic Urquhart Castle, and hop on a boat in search of ‘Nessie’, as the locals call it. Or simply hang out on the pier with gorgeous views. On the way home, make a snack stop in Pitlochry, a beautiful village in the heart of the country, before returning to Edinburgh.
SCARY GHOST TOUR OPTION - Via Ike Smith (amateur ghost hunter and overall crazy person) Dives deep into Edinburgh South Bridge Vaults, where Edinburgh's poor and criminals lived in squalor. Definitely ripe for ghost stories. There's apparently a ghost called the South Bridge Entity that supposedly haunts there. Costs about £16/person Tour times are 8pm (Monday/Wednesday/Friday/Sunday)
SCARY GHOST TOUR OPTION - Via Ike Smith (amateur ghost hunter and overall crazy person) Arguably the most haunted place in the world - the Greyfriar's Kirkyard houses one of the most famous ghosts in the world: the Mackenzie Poltergeist. It's got documented cases of attacks by the poltergeist and it comes with a warning that you join the tour at your own risk. This tour has sole access to the Convenaner's Prison and the Black Mausoleum, which is where the MacKenzie poltergeist is said to reside. No other ghost tours has this access so if you want a really scary option, this is the one to go to. Costs about £16/person Tour times are 8:30pm (Tuesday/Thursday/Saturday)
SCARY GHOST TOUR OPTION - Via Ike Smith (amateur ghost hunter and overall crazy person) A combination of the Underground City of the Dead and the Haunted Graveyard tour. Costs about £19/person Tour times are 7:30pm nightly and 9pm (Friday/Saturday)
HISTORICAL GHOST TOUR OPTION - Via Ike Smith (amateur ghost hunter and overall crazy person) A tour of the South Bridge Vaults (Blair Street Underground Vaults) - it's the most graphic of the historical tour. They provide you with an audio device (bring your own standard 3.5mm headphones) for added immersion and the tour guide will provide you with the history of the underground vaults where Edinburgh's poor and the criminal class lived. Costs about £20/person Tour times are typically 8pm and 8:30pm daily but check the schedule for availability
HISTORICAL GHOST TOUR OPTION - Via Ike Smith (amateur ghost hunter and overall crazy person) A tour of the South Bridge Vaults (Blair Street Underground Vaults) but with a shot of whisky/beer/soft drink at the end. They provide you with an audio device (bring your own standard 3.5mm headphones) for added immersion. Costs about £25/person Tour times are typically 7pm or 8pm daily but check the schedule for availability
HISTORICAL GHOST TOUR OPTION - Via Ike Smith (amateur ghost hunter and overall crazy person) A combo tour of the South Bridge Vaults (Blair Street Underground Vaults) and the Canongate graveyard (separate from the Greyfriar's Kirkyard). The graveyard houses the economist Adam Smith and the poet Robert Fergusson and James Douglas (who was a nobleman cannibal). The tour will provide stories of all the ghost sightings, famous murders, and the overall tragic stories of these two locations and their place in Edinburgh history. Costs about £23/person Tour times are typically 6:30pm daily but check the schedule for availability
HISTORICAL GHOST TOUR OPTION - Via Ike Smith (amateur ghost hunter and overall crazy person) Day time version of the South Bridge Vaults (Blair Street Underground Vaults) tour. Provides a tour with the history, the ghostly sightings, and murders that took place in the underground vaults. Costs about £20/person Tour times are typically 11am, 1pm, 3pm, 5pm, and 6pm daily but check the schedule for availability
Ike didn't specify if this was super scary or historical, but it's free so it can't be that bad, right? right?????