John and Lauren are having a wedding.

That's right, John ("the Groom") and Lauren ("the Bride") are having a "Wedding." Pretty amazing that these two have put aside their shared love of not making plans or doing work to make this day a possibility. This is typically where people put their relationship stories on how they met and what the proposal was like. We think that is pretty lame, so we aren't going to do that. Please NO GIFTS. We are very fortunate people and think it's silly to ask for gifts from our closest friends and family. You are giving more than enough by sacrificing your time and energy to attend this. We do have a few charities listed on the registry page for causes that we support and believe in. If you feel inclined, please consider gifting in this way instead.