Maid of Honor
Standing tall at only 4'11", meet the sassy ginger who’s been by Erica’s side for over a decade. Sara and Erica met in cosmetology school, where their mutual love of good sarcasm and great hair quickly turned into an unbreakable friendship. She's sassy, funny, and nerdy in all the best ways — think Dungeons & Dragons with a side of tattoos and a Spotify playlist full of bangers. Whether they're hiking trails, hitting up concerts, or just being absolute chaos together, Sara has been Erica’s ride-or-die since day one. She’s the kind of friend who will bring the tequila, hype you up, and roast you all in the same breath — and you’ll love her for it.
Best Man
Chase and Heath’s friendship started with a meme — and Chase getting blocked for blowing up a total stranger’s phone. Spoiler alert: that stranger was Heath. Months later, while hanging out at the range, Heath tried to get Chase’s number and discovered Chase was the prank mastermind all along, plotting meme spam from behind the scenes with their mutual friends. Classic. Chase was Heath’s Best Man, and now Heath’s finally returning the favor — about time, right? These two Marine Corps buddies sound like sworn enemies when they talk trash, but really, it’s just their way of saying “I got your back.” Fair warning: Ramey can get so locked in he forgets to eat, drink, or even use the bathroom — so if you see him staring blankly, someone’s gotta remind him to function like a normal human.
Bridesmaid
Back to their degenerate high school days—when eyeliner was heavy, curfews were ignored, and trouble somehow always found them (and they rarely said no). Whether it was adopting stray animals like it was a side hustle, or just lounging with friends these two were an unstoppable duo. Sam’s a fellow animal lover with a heart of gold. Even though life has taken them to different places, the friendship has not faded. Sam has remained one of Erica’s most loyal, ride-or-die friends—showing up with support, sass, and stories that could absolutely never be told in front of children (or Erica’s grandma). Their friendship has stood the test of time and distance, and there’s no way Erica could say “I do” without Sam standing by her side—physically, emotionally, and probably carrying a flask.
Groomsman
Dimitri has been Chase’s best friend since high school, which means he’s been around for all the questionable decisions — and there were many. From causing chaos at school to getting into plenty of trouble while working together at the local Piggly Wiggly, these two mastered the art of shenanigans early on. But the crown jewel of their dumbest adventures? The time they thought it was a great idea to chug entire containers of Mio flavoring. Spoiler alert: Dimitri ended up in the hospital. Lesson learned? Probably not.
Bridesmaid
The baby of the group at a whopping 22 years old, Lauren might be the youngest — but don’t let that fool you. She’s basically a grandma at heart, always down for a cozy night in with coloring books instead of going out (I don't blame her) Over the last couple of years, Lauren has become one of Erica's closest friends, and Erica has fully embraced the role of her honorary mom (when her real one’s not around, of course). She’s sweet, caring, and probably the most laid-back soul in this wild crew!
Groomsman
Chase and Tom first bonded over their mutual obsession with all things pew pew while Chase was working at SSG Tactical. Tom is an angry diabetic Italian who couldn’t care less about what anyone thinks—he’s got zero filter and zero patience for nonsense. He’s got more nicknames than you can count—Sugarboy, Sweet and Low, and plenty of others that might not be safe to say out loud. One thing’s for sure: when Tom’s around, the party’s never boring, and neither is the conversation.
Bridesmaid
Meet Jolize — the sweet, innocent South African who has absolutely no idea what she’s walking into on the bachelorette trip (and yes, we fully plan to scare the pants off her). She’s truly one of the most kind-hearted, caring people you’ll ever meet — the type who brings calm to the chaos... which is exactly why she might not survive this group. Fun fact: Jolize was totally the high school snitch — and let’s just say she definitely wouldn’t have lasted in an American school. But despite that, or maybe because of it, I’m so lucky to call her family now. From her pure soul to her contagious laugh, Jolize is the kind of person who makes you feel loved just by being around her
Groomsman
Chris is Chase’s resident devil’s advocate and fellow Marine Corps wild card — the guy who can party like a legend and then mysteriously vanish at breakfast. Where does he go? To his car... to sleep it off, of course. Nobody actually notices he’s missing; they just assume he’s “being responsible” and went home to bed. If you want someone to question every idea, debate the smallest detail, and somehow still be the life of the party — Chris is your man. Just don’t plan any morning plans without checking the parking lot first!
Bridesmaid
The sassy German Erica didn’t know she needed in her life. Daisy and Erica’s friendship kicked off in the most unexpected way: ditched by their boyfriends for a bachelor party, the very night they met. Naturally, they did what any sensible women would do — hit the town for some drinks. As the night went on and wild stories were swapped, it was clear they were cut from the same chaotic cloth. They may not have known each other long, but they hit it off instantly — a perfect mix of sass, sarcasm, and the kind of energy that guarantees a good time. With her bold spirit and equally wild stories, Daisy brings the kind of vibe that makes every memory more fun — and every party more memorable.
Groomsman
Basically the big brother Chase never had—aside from his three new brother-in-laws, who are now legally required to like him. He’s been tossing Chase into pools, roasting him at every opportunity, and treating him like a little brother long before it was cool. But behind all the chaos, he’s always had Chase’s back. Part prankster, part protector—100% family.