Wedding in the Redwoods

We think y'all should come and play in the Redwoods with us. It is breathtakingly beautiful here. Also, science has proven that being outdoors can have positive effects on your health and well-being. It's SCIENCE. It is also scientifically proven that music and good food and excellent company have positive effects on your health and well-being too. So, you really have no choice. If you want to be healthy and your being to be well, we do recommend you come to the TallTreesWedding and celebrate with us.

It says here to "Add your story." Blergh. Who wants to read "our story?" No one. So... here is a way better story! Once upon a time, in a far-off kingdom, lived a young maiden, a sad young lad, and a childless baker with his wife. The poor girl's mother had died, and his father had taken for his new wife a woman with two daughters of her own. All three were beautiful of face, but vile and black of heart. Jack, on the other hand, had no father, and his mother, well, she was not quite beautiful. Because the baker had lost his mother and father in a baking accident --well, at least that is what he believed-- he was eager to have a family of his own, and concerned that all efforts until now had failed. The old enchantress (AKA The Witch from next door) went on to tell the couple that she had placed a spell on their house. She cursed them to a childless life, and revealed she had also stolen his infant sister. But the witch refused to tell him any more of his sister. Not even that her name was Rapunzel. Then, the witch, for purposes of her own, explained how the baker might lift the spell: "You wish to have The curse reversed? I'll need a certain Potion first. Go to the wood and bring me back: One: the cow as white as milk Two: the cape as red as blood Three: the hair as yellow as corn Four: the slipper as pure as gold Bring me these before the chime Of midnight In three days' time And you shall have I guarantee A child as perfect As child can be... Go to the wood!" Into the woods Without delay But careful not To lose the way Into the woods Who knows what may Be lurking on the journey? Into the woods To get the thing That makes it worth The journeying Into the woods-- To see the King-- To sell the cow-- To make the potion-- To see- To sell- To get-- To bring-- To make-- To lift-- To go to the Festival--! Into the woods! Into the woods! Into the woods Then out of the woods And home before dark!