Wedding Party

Kendra Centracco

Matron of Honor

Kendra used to be a lead back up dancer for well-known bands such as the blues travelers and Pearl Jam. Kendra and Julia met at a concert one night; Kendra was on stage back up dancing for Goldfinger and Julia had front seat tickets. Kendra saw Julia‘s enthusiasm through her dancing from the stage and pointed at Julia to come join the crew mid song and come dance. Julia was super shocked and skeptical but hopped on stage nonetheless. They both danced the night away to many a ska hit. After the show they became best friends and vowed always to remember that night as one of the greatest in history.

Ryan Kimball

Bridesmaid

One weekend Julia decided to go hiking through the desert. It was a very hot day and after a few hours she realized she was running out of water. Julia quickly became delirious and lost. She was very frightened and worried she would never see her loved ones again. Julia roamed the desert lost and confused for 3 days, lips cracked and dry, skin searing from the sun, when suddenly she saw what appeared to be a figure in the distance. It was drawing closer… and quickly. Was it a mirage? Was this all in her mind? Julia fell to her knees unable to walk anymore, too shriveled and pruny to carry-on. As the mirage drew closer the figure became clear. It was Ryan, goddess of the desert. As her goddess dress fluttered in the dry desert wind, she gently handed Julia a Hydro flask filled with ice cold water. Julia thanked the desert goddess and asked if she wanted to like, hang out and go get tacos after she escaped out of the desert. Ryan nodded her head and thoughtfully said, “Yes, that would be dope.”

Valerie Clevenger

Bridesmaid

Valerie and Julia met during an uncharted mission through a treacherous mountain range to rescue one of their international spy colleagues who had been captured by the enemy. Long story short, they busted their coworker out of the evil lair and had to snowboard down a massive mountain to escape the henchmen that were hot on their trail. They took turns carrying their terrified coworker down the mountain while the other did sick ass tricks off of mountain lips and jibs. Even the henchmen stopped pursuing them and started following them to cheer them on! The rescue mission was a success and they also got to shred the gnar in the process. And what else could you ask for…

Maggie Kloote

Bridesmaid

Maggie, a rancher, met Julia one night at a local saloon in a lesser known area of Texas. Julia bellied up to the bar to ask for a stiff bourbon drink to take the edge off of a long hard days work of being a Robin Hood-esque vigilante. Maggie was also sitting at the bar, and started asking Julia about her travels. Julia thought Maggie looked trustworthy, and they started to swap stories of their lives. Suddenly, a man busted in and started shouting that the sheriff was coming, and looking for a woman named “Shotgun Jules.” Maggie guessed immediately that was the name of her new found friend based off of the look on Julia’s face, and said to Julia, “Come on! I can hide you in the barn where my cattle sleep!” They both took off out the back door and headed for Maggie’s property. That night Julia slept in a barn full of shiddin’ and fartin’ cattle, but was nonetheless grateful for her friend. Early in the morning, Julia set off for the next town on her horse, tipped her hat to Maggie the Rancher’s house, and said, “See ya again, partner.”

Brent Centracco

Best Man

Brent Centracco was not always his greatest friend. They were once Viking adversaries from rival clans. Two clans who were growing in numbers, and their growing borders approaching one another other. Soon, their borders would meet, which could mean war. But one day, they got word from a distant land that a tyrant king was marching against them to conquer both of their lands. Brent and Greg called a Viking summit, and decided to put aside their differences, join forces, and form a front against the cruel king. They both had to face Viking war hardship for over a decade together, gone from their Viking wives and Viking children, without delicious home cooked Viking meals and snug viking beds. But in the end, their efforts were fruitful: the evil king and his army fell, liberating everyone in the land. Brent and Greg shook viking hands and decided from then on they would be best friends and always have each others’ Viking backs.

Talon Hoke

Groomsman

One day Greg was out surfing on a beautiful summer day In Oregon. He had just cracked the lip of the wave, dropped down, and “WHUPAH’ed” the face, when he noticed something funny… the ocean was starting to get stormy, and fast. Before Greg knew it, the sea was sloshing and storming, water and waves swirling all around him. He was horrified when suddenly a massive creaky pirate ship breached the churning ocean surface. “AHOY THERE!” Shouted Talon to Greg. “I am the spirit of the Kraken! In search of a homie to share a Juneshine with! And you seem to be the only one out here!” Greg was dumbstruck, but also intrigued. “Juneshine?” Greg asked. “What flavors ya got?” Talon pondered. “I think Midnight Painkiller and something Ginger.” Greg thought about it. “Ehh.. all those kinda taste the same..” Talon interjected with his thick pirate accent. “I also have Hopical Citrus! Yar!” Greg nodded. “Yeah I’ll take one of those!” He paddled over to the boat and climbed aboard. They sat on deck and enjoyed what was now sunshiny weather once more.

Chris Boyle

Groomsman

Tyler Grueter

Groomsman