Maid of Honor
bit my hand in sixth grade. best friends forever.
Best Man
check out his youtube channel.
Bridesmaid
gonna marry my brother (ew).
Groomsman
he pick up heavy thing then put down.
Bridesmaid
she's pretty ripped. $5 if you get her to flex.
Groomsman
don't forget to salute him. 2LT goofy.
Bridesmaid
randomly assigned roomies go one of two ways...
Groomsman
you may also know him as waluigi.
Bridesmaid
token latinx friend (rhymes with sphinx)
Groomsman
resident funny guy. don't laugh at anything he says.
Bridesmaid
is a horse girl but the good kind, i promise.
Groomsman
ask him about his music preferences.
Bridesmaid
more like holly QUEEN. pls give her a compliment.
Groomsman
please write him in for president.