Maid of Honor
sister of the bride
Bridesmaid
high school best friend
Bridesmaid
Tulane best friend and teammate
Bridesmaid
Tulane best friend and teammate
Bridesmaid
Rice grad student best friend and Valhalla co-manager
Bridesmaid
Rice BioE grad student best friend who fostered the love for cycling
Best Man
Pilaf master and bocce enthusiast, the newest hire as an Associate Professor of Accounting at UIC. Having been born in the Soviet Union only 5 days apart, we were destined to bond over soviet heritage in this remote land of trucks and burgers. NOT a certified public accountant, so don't ask.
Honorary Groomsman
Siberian giant, standing at a solid foot above me. While working on our master's degrees at the New Economic School in Moscow, we shared an advior, a 15-by-10 room, nihilistic attitude, and a few too many bottles of Jameson.
Groomsman
Honored position of worst man
Groomsman
CIA/KGB and gym bro love
Groomsman
Groomsman