Maid of Honor
My older sister, my greatest inspiration, and my forever safe place. A cybersecurity officer with a brilliant mind and an even bigger heart, Katie is the person I go to for everything. I’m endlessly undeserving, but grateful to call her my big sister.
Matron of Honor
Alias: The Game Boss My cousin and the best competitor I've ever met. To this day, I can count on one hand how many times I’ve beaten her at a game. Alissa motivates me to push forward, endure, and never quit—because she never does.
Best Man
Alias: Robbie the Kidd One of Kevin’s oldest friends and a true original. A rogue with a heart of gold and a cowboy hat full of puns, he wrangles good times with ease—equal parts outlaw, husband, and will forever be our family.
Groomsman
Alias: Latshaw & Order Kevin’s longtime friend, new dad, and master of all things hands-on. With a passion for woodworking and carpentry, Rob believes precision matters—whether he’s crafting something from scratch or showing up when it counts. His tools are sharp, his standards higher, and his character rock solid.
Groomsman
Alias: Big Stack Bruce A lifelong friend of Kevin’s with unreal luck and undeniable persistance. Bruce thrives where the stakes are high and the odds are long—especially at the casino table. Calm under pressure and always in control, he plays the game (and life) like a seasoned pro who somehow always hits.
Groomsman
Alias: Brottino A lifelong friend that became family (like everyone in this lineup) with deep roots and impressive versatility. From fairways to fun times, Zach always proves adaptability is a superpower all its own.
Groomsman
Alias: Java Jaffe Katie’s fiancé and a cornerstone of the family. Thoughtful, steady, and endlessly kind, he brings calm logic, warm energy, and the perfect brew to every room he enters. We couldn't ask for a better brother in law.
Groomsman
Alias: The Iron Coil Jake’s not just the life of the ride—he’s the life of the party. One of Kevin’s oldest friends and a true road warrior, he brings horsepower and hype wherever he goes. Whether he’s revving an engine or raising a toast, you’ll find him at the center of the action—Modelo in hand, good vibes on full throttle.
Bridesmaid
Alias: Mighty Magriples My oldest friend and the friend I can’t do life without. Strong, steady, and endlessly supportive, McKenna shows up every single time. She leads with heart, humor, and a fiercely loyal presence I can always count on.
Bridesmaid
Alias: Nina in Spain One of my greatest friends and a soul I was always meant to meet. Nina helped me survive college—and life—and now lives in Spain, reminding me daily that life isn’t about things. It’s about moments.
Bridesmaid
Alias: Lil’ Laine of Pain Getting Laine as my Little in college wasn’t just luck, it was the greatest privilege of my life. Unapologetically herself and effortlessly hilarious, she brings a whirlwind of energy, laughter, and unforgettable moments wherever she goes. She’s the wild card you never expect—but always want in your corner (and on your dance floor).
Bridesmaid
Alias: The Selectress One of my most precious sorority sisters—always a year older, a year wiser, and always in my corner. Now married and the mother of a beautiful baby girl, Ekaterina continues to lead with grace, warmth, and unwavering loyalty.
Bridesmaid
Alias: Whiskey West Side My partner in crime and the one who grounds my chaos. Fatima brings clarity to every project, understands my rambling stories, and balances creativity with intelligence and calm. There’s no one I work better with.
Bridesmaid
Alias: Carley Cashflow A college friend who always had my back. A Monopoly lover, party-starter, and game-night legend, Carley brings loyalty, energy, and fun wherever she goes.
Flower Girl
Alias: Flower Power Gab brings the energy, the smiles, and the magic. As our flower girl, she’ll lead the way with joy, and almost certainly steal the show.
Jr. Bridesmaid
Alias: Lightning Lane Lang Fast, fearless, and full of personality, Ainsley brings excitement and heart to everything she does.
Ring Bearer
Alias: Jack Attack Always mission-ready. If anything threatens the wedding bands, Jack’s already on it.
Officiant
Alias: The Laficionados Our former high school teachers, lifelong mentors, and two of the purest sources of love, light, and guidance in our lives. Elizabeth and Mark LaPalomento helped shape who we are today, both individually and together. There was no one more fitting, or more meaningful, to stand with us and officiate our marriage.