Wedding Party
Rosalinda Ulloa
Bride
“Anyone who messes with Rosie is a fool.” - A mutual acquaintance to Evan not long after they met
Evan Rattenbury
Groom
“Me lo voy a comer.” -Rosie to a mutual acquaintance not long after they met (It may lose something in translation)
Robert Arcos
Man of Honor
Rosie’s best friend since high school… when they dated… briefly… before certain questions were answered.
Jordan Rattenbury
Best Woman
"Because I'm a LADY. That's why." "You're not a LADY! You're nothin' but a SISTER!"
Hoa-My Pham
Maid of Honor
Co-worker > Reluctant Roommate > Best Friend Forever
Michael Rattenbury
Best Man
"It's (1,213) miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses." "Hit it."
Midnight
Flower Girl
The literal prettiest girl in the world.
Bogie
Ring Bearer
It in fact was the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Branden Pompey
Officiant
How he and Evan met and became friends is not important. What is important, is that he will use that theater degree.