Maid of Honor
Has seen A Goofy Movie several times but still hasn't perfected the "Perfect Cast" dance moves.
Best Man
Inventor of the Bonk Fosner.
Bridesmaid
Once witnessed a turtle climbing a fence.
Groomsman
A sharknado is a real thing and he has been inside of one. He has proof.
Bridesmaid
Once performed a one-woman show of Little Shop of Horrors on a road trip that was so good that it tricked her husband into thinking it was the soundtrack.
Groomsman
Has performed music from Jurassic Park while wearing a dinosaur costume.
Bridesmaid
Sold three hundred and thirty five boxes of Girl Scout cookies in second grade.
Groomsman
Has been Santa twice: once for humans and once for dogs (during which time he was never once called "Santa Paws").