Bride
Aka Auntie M at Burning Man! Prankster, possibly your worst nightmare, teaches kids of parents she doesn't like, how to fart into paper lunch bags and pop them in people's faces.
Groom
Aka Dick Rockman, Dobie G. Hilarious, awesome domino player, smells like wookie butt-crack.
She's our one, our only Bride & Groomsperson!
I met Cantata at Black Unicorn in Hollywood...and practically attacked her! She was 7 feet tall, wearing an amazing Hello Kitty outfit. She's the Bee's Knees, the Unicorn's Booty.
Officiant
My man-cave having, hard fishing, backwoods-dwelling, awesome cousin!