FAQs

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What time should I arrive at the ceremony?

Answer

Starts at 3:00 PM!

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Is there a dress code?

Answer

GAWD, no! Costumes encouraged. Dress however you want!

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Can I bring a date?

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Bring whomever you like, so long as they don't suck. No racists, homophobes, bigots, assholes.

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Are kids welcome?

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Absolutely, so long as they are ok with perhaps seeing a random titty or butt after 8:00 PM.

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I have a food allergy, can I make a special request?

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Y'ALL are bringing food! If you have an allergy, you'll need to provide your own grub for sure. Same goes for vegans/vegetarians. It's potluck for locals; out-of-towners please bring alcohol.

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Is there transportation to and from the hotels to the ceremony?

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Nope. You're on your own. Uber or Lyft is a hot tip...and you won't have to worry about DUIs.

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Is there parking for the ceremony or reception?

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Parking is going to be first come, first served. Please don't block anyone's driveways, or park like a dick. You may have to hike a bit, but there's street parking all around the neighborhoods. I suggest taking a quick drive around to familiarize yourselves with the location of the farm, then you'll know what streets are nearby.

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Will there be dancing?

Answer

You damn skippy.