Thank you so much for the beautiful oak serving board! We can’t wait to use it during the many dinner parties you’ll be invited to this winter. Looking forward to celebrating with you at our wedding!

For a kitchen gift you received before your wedding

How did you know we were dreaming of those crystal champagne flutes?! They’re by far the most beautiful glasses in our home and we’ve never felt fancier. You’ll have to come over soon so we can toast to you! So excited to see you in June.

For drinkware you received before your wedding

We had a blast dancing the night away with you at our wedding. We also can’t thank you enough for the espresso maker. Our mornings have never been brighter! We can’t wait to see you in Austin next month… all caffeinated up!

For a coffee gift you received after your wedding

Where have you been hiding those killer dance moves? Thank you so much for rocking out at our wedding. And we absolutely love our new cast iron skillet and cookbook! We’re already cooking up a storm. Hope to see you soon in New York!

For cookware you received after your wedding

Thank you so much for the beer-brewing kit! We hope to be sipping backyard IPAs with you in no time. We missed you at the wedding, but know you were there in spirit. Can’t wait to see you when we’re back from our honeymoon!

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We Kick Off at 3:00 PM, Saturday November 4th.

Wear anything you like, from full Drag Queen gear to sweats or shorts. Funky costumes encouraged, but not required.
Seriously. I'll be looking like Road Warrior humped Punk Barbie and Tank Girl.

There will be NO long-ass, drawn out boring ceremony you have to snooze through.  

Bring food (it's potluck) and booze. Main dish, side, salad, sodas, beer, hard alcohol, mixers? Sure! If you bring anything made from hot dogs & lime jello, you're getting punched.

There will be DJ music and of course, dancing. If you don't like R&B and Hip-Hop, boy are YOU assed-out. 

This is NOT your typical marriage...cuz we're not your typical couple.

No set ending time - we go until we all agree we're done. There are two motels 2.5 miles south of the farm on Sierra Highway, and a creepy-ass vintage motel 8.5 miles north on Sierra Highway just past Le Chene French restaurant.


NO MACARENA. 
NO CHICKEN DANCE. 
NO DUMBASS WEDDING GAMES.

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