We appreciate the thought so much, but honestly, we are old and we have everything we need. We expect noooo gifts.
But if you still really want to give something, please feel free to donate a couple bucks to one of the charity funds below, in honor of two very special people who we wish could be here to celebrate with us — David's dad and Mamie's sister. <3
Also, we'd love a card* with some kind words from you!
*To be 100% clear, "card" is NOT code for a gift card/money. Literally just like, a greeting card from CVS with nice stuff written in it would be super lovely. :)