Groom
𤵠About the Groom Dave is a mountain-loving, meat-cooking, heart-of-gold kind of guy. He spends his winters patrolling the slopes at Alpine, where he somehow manages to ski like a pro and look effortlessly cool doing it (even when he's face-first in powder). When heās not on the mountain, youāll probably find him in the gymāhis gym, actuallyābecause Dave is now a proud gym owner. Heās poured his heart, sweat, and a lot of protein powder into building something amazing, and it shows. Dave is a true lover of the outdoors, fitness, and all things adventurous. And when it comes to food? Letās just say no one grills meat like Dave. He could give any BBQ joint in California a serious run for its money. Driven, kind, humble, and strong in all the ways that matter, Dave is the kind of person who makes life better just by being in itāand somehow makes carrying 200 pounds of gear look like a light jog.
Bride
š About the Bride Lover of CrossFit, the outdoors, and her amazing guy, Dave. Also known for making jokes no one quite understands and turning workout sessions into full-blown social hours where nothing actually gets done (but hey, thatās the real fitness journey, right?). When sheās not lifting or laughing, sheās with her favorite sidekick, Bear Dogāwhoās probably launching into the pool, chewing on bike tires, or dragging her through the woods like a wild animal on patrol. She loves paddleboarding, culvert lap loops with Dave, and "gardening" (aka unintentionally killing innocent plants). Sheās obsessed with camping, music of any kind, and yesāanything Tesla. If you know her, you know she lives loudly, laughs easily, and loves people fiercely. Shall we go on? She canāt wait to celebrate with all the amazing people who make life worth living.
Bridesmaid
⨠Stara ā Bridesmaid Stara is pure lightāher name couldnāt be more perfect. Sheās one of the most uplifting, loving, and genuinely kind souls Iāve ever known. Whether sheās offering the most thoughtful words or just showing up with her calm, grounding energy, Stara brings a kind of quiet magic that makes everything feel brighter and better. Sheās the kind of woman who gives 110% to everythingāand then somehow finds 20% more. Being an amazing mom to her two incredible boys? Check. Shredding down a snowy mountain? Obviously. Wakeboarding, running, yoga, hiking, CrossFit, probably Olympic curling if you asked her? Yep. The girl can do more sports than actually existāand sheās annoyingly good at all of them. Sheās adventurous, loyal, and full of love, and I feel insanely lucky to have her in my lifeāand right beside me on one of the most unforgettable days of it. š«šššŖ
Bridesmaid
š„ Dasha ā Bridesmaid Dasha is my brilliant, beautiful, and hilariously sharp favorite Russian. She can make you laugh, cry, and question your entire existenceāall in a single conversation. Sheās got the brains of a scholar, the style of a Vogue cover star, and the sass of someone who knows sheās always right (because⦠she usually is). Try to focus during a workout with her nearby? Good luck. The way she turns the word snatch into something wildly inappropriate while weāre just trying to lift barbells is an art form. Sheās also the only person I know who can pull an all-nighter, show up to the gym looking flawless, crush a workout, and still have energy left to roast you lovingly before breakfast. She trains like a beast, lives like a queen, and somehow manages to make Russian sarcasm feel like a love language. Dasha is strong, stylish, wildly witty, and totally unforgettable. And if things get emotional on the big day? Donāt worryāsheās probably got a flask of vodka in her clutch strictly for hydration purposes. š š·šŗš„šļøāāļø
Bridesmaid
š Bekah (aka Bee) ā Bridesmaid Bekahāalso known as Bee, The Bee Cakes, BB, B-Dizzle, or basically any nickname we can throw at herāis one of those rare humans who can truly do it all and look fabulous doing it. Sheās a powerhouse coach at G Theory, a creative genius, a fierce friend, and now a proud new dog mama to the adorable Otis (a certified good boy with a heart of gold and the zoomies to match). Whether sheās leading a workout, crafting something magical, or hyping you up like your own personal cheer squad, Bee brings fire, fun, and fierce love into everything she touches. Sheās the kind of woman who inspires without even trying, shows up with her whole heart, and makes you feel like you can take on the worldāeven when youāre just trying to survive the warm-up. Her friendship has been one of the greatest gifts in my life, and having her beside me on this wild, beautiful ride means more than I could ever say. The honor is truly mine. Alsoādonāt be surprised if Otis is deadlifting by the wedding. Bee doesnāt raise slackers. š¾šš„šļøāāļø
Bridesmaid
šŖ Stacey ā Bridesmaid Stacey is a powerhouse in every sense of the wordāphysically, mentally, and spiritually. Sheās a coach at G Theory CrossFit, where she trains people to do impossible things like enjoy burpees and willingly wake up for 5:30 a.m. workouts. Sheās strong enough to back squat a small vehicle and kind enough to help you re-rack your emotional baggage. But hereās the twist: when sheās not coaching or throwing down in the gym with her ride-or-die pup Joco close by, sheās an engineer. Thatās rightāStacey lifts heavy and does math. Sheās basically what would happen if Wonder Woman had a STEM degree and a dog named after a protein powder. Sheās funny, loyal, fiercely supportive, and always down to celebrate lifeās winsāwhether itās a PR or a slice of post-workout pizza. The way she shows up for her people is unmatched, and Iām beyond lucky to have her on this team. Sheās strong where it countsāin her heart, her mind, and her quads. Also, fair warning: if she challenges you to a handstand contest at the reception, just walk away. Youāve already lost. šš„š¾š§
Honorary Groomsdog
š¾ Bear Dog ā Honorary Groomsdog š¾ Bear Dog is a Queensland Heeler with a serious side of sass and a personality that could fill a canyon. From lovingly nursing his stuffed cupcake or soccer ball to launching himself into the pool for endless laps, he never does anything halfway. And his soundtrack? A full range of grumbles, groans, sighs, and snortsāBear Dog doesnāt bark so much as commentate, in what can only be described as extremely human-like noises. From culvert laps in Auburn to tearing through trails in Nevada City, Bear Dog is always more than ready to dive headfirst into a mountain trailāor a rogue bike tire, for that matter. In fact, after destroying six bike tires (yes, six), Bear Dog now rocks a stylish face basket muzzle on rides. Around here, we just call it his āHannibal Lecter look.ā These days, Hannibalāahem, Bear Dogātears through the woods like a canine thriller character with a mission. And donāt let the ruggedness fool youāhe cleans up sharp. Whether itās a bow tie or a formal necktie, Bear Dog wears it like he was born to be in a wedding party. Loyal, hilarious, unstoppable, and undeniably dapper, Bear Dog isnāt just a petāheās the heart of the pack and the proud Honorary Groomsdog.
Best Man
š£ Rob ā Daveās Older Brother & Best Man š£ Rob is the familyās fishing legendāheās caught enough fish to fill a tank, if only he could remember where he left them. Calm and collected with classic dad vibes, heās secretly the only guy who can still kick Daveās ass (though heād never admit it). Even though heās all the way in Maryland, distance has never put a dent in Rob and Daveās brotherly bond. Whether itās trading bad jokes, sharing questionable advice, or reliving the incident with Robās Jeep (weāre still not sure how Dave didnāt get grounded for life), theyāve always stayed connectedāno matter how many miles or fish lie between them. Rob is hands down the bestāand onlyābrother Dave could ask for, which, honestly, makes him even better. Always just a call or joke away. His wife Merrit keeps him on his toesāliterallyābecause sheās a runner whoās always one step ahead (or three). When heās not chasing fishing tales, Rob is probably hanging out with Louie, their Vizsla, whoās basically the fourth child in the family. As best man, Rob brings the perfect mix of wisdom, sarcasm, and a killer fishing story for every occasion. After a long day of reeling in fish and cracking jokes, he heads home to his three daughtersāwho are probably sillier than any fish tale heās ever told.
Groomsman
šµāāļø Shon ā Daveās Ride-or-Die MTB Buddy šµāāļø Shon has been one of Daveās closest friends since he first moved to California. Whether theyāre shredding singletrack, swapping stories at mountain bike events, or just hanging out after a long ride, Shon has been a constant presence through every twist, turn, and trail. Their friendship runs deepāmore than just riding buddies, theyāre chosen family. Dave doesnāt just think of Shon as a brother; he considers Shonās wife, Cassie, and their daughter, Taylor, as part of his own extended crew. Over the years, theyāve racked up epic rides, spontaneous party's at Shon's pad, and countless unforgettable hangouts. But now, Shonās taken on a new title: Grandpaāwait for it... G-Pa status unlocked! And true to form, he makes it look easy. Still riding, still vibing, and still the coolest grandpa out there, Shonās proving that life on two wheels doesnāt slow downāit just gets better. From the trails to the family table, Shonās the kind of friend whoās always been thereāand always will be.
Groomsman
š„ Keith ā Dave's CrossFit Brother & Adventure Wingman š„ Dave first met Keith and his wife Emily at CrossFit, and the rest is history. From that moment, a strong friendship was forgedāone thatās grown alongside Keith and Emilyās busy life raising three energetic boys and building a life full of love and adventure. Keith and Dave have been full throttle ever sinceāpushing each other through grueling workouts, swapping stories about life and parenting, and chasing adrenaline on skis, snowboards, bikes, and backcountry trails. What sets Keith apart isnāt just that heās a firefighter (a literal hero, no less)āitās how he brings that same grit and dedication to being a dad. With three high-energy boys, life is nonstopāand Keith is right in the thick of it. From camping trips and snow days to spontaneous adventures and everyday chaos, heās the kind of dad who dives in headfirst. And now, Keithās stepping up once againāthis time to help make Daveās big day unforgettable by coaching him through the ultimate Wedding WOD. No doubt, heāll bring the same fire and focus thatās made him such a solid friend and all-in adventurer. Whether itās crushing a workout or navigating the wild ride of parenthood, Keith shows up, gives it his all, and makes it count.
Groomsman
š RJ ā Daveās East Coast Partner in Crime RJ is as East Coast as it getsāthink gritty streets, strong coffee, and an attitude that says, āDonāt mess with me.ā Heās been Daveās partner in crime for years, through all the chaos and craziness that come with growing up but never really growing up. They didnāt know each other since they could walk, but from the moment they crossed paths, it was clear this friendship was going to be one for the books. RJās the biggest dude in the wedding party, no contestāheās the kind of guy who doesnāt just fill a room, he owns it. You know the type: when RJ walks in, heads turn, and people automatically assume heās either a linebacker or the guy you want on your side in any argument. But donāt let the size fool youābehind that imposing frame is a guy whoās fiercely loyal and always ready with a quick joke or a solid piece of advice. Late-night laughs, questionable decisions, and stories so wild theyāre probably illegal somewhereāRJās been there for it all, silently guarding Daveās most dangerous secrets with the loyalty of a secret service agent. If you want a good story (or a warning), heās your guy. Just donāt expect him to spill anytime soonābecause when it comes to keeping secrets, RJās got the East Coast code written all over him.
Groomsman
Jacan isnāt just Halleyās army buddyāheās the reason the phrase āweāve been through it allā exists. From army chaos to late-night misadventures no one will ever fully admit to, Jacan has done more in one weekend than most people do in a lifetime. Heās one of the toughest, wildest people Halleyās ever knownāsmart, fearless, and just unhinged enough to get āF YOUā tattooed on his saluting hand. Rules were more like suggestions to Jacan, especially the time he "liberated" a fire truckāyes, an actual fire truckābecause it was faster than walking. Heās started bar fights with nothing but a wink and a wet towel, led training ops hungover, and still outperformed everyone on the range. Ohāand when he wasnāt surviving the army or causing chaos on land, he spent time as a crab fisherman, just to add ādeadliest catchā to his resume. Whether he's off the grid or building a new one, Jacanās the kind of guy you want by your side in a fightāor at least in your group chat. If youāre with Jacan, you're either in serious trouble or about to have the greatest story of your life.
Maiden of Honor
Piper ā Bridesmaid š¬šāāļøšāāļø Piper is a high schooler with style, sass, and a social calendar that rivals most adults. If sheās not swimming laps like a mermaid-in-training šāāļø, sheās probably at the movies quoting every line šæ or chilling with friends at Tango, living her best life š . Sheās got a sharp wit, a kind heart, and a natural ability to make everyone feel includedāeven if youāre just trying to keep up with her teenage slang š . Need someone to break the ice, start a group chat, or give solid fashion advice? Piperās your girl. As a bridesmaid, Piper brings sparkle, humor, and probably some really good playlist recommendations š§. Just donāt challenge her to a race in the poolāunless youāre cool with losing.
Maiden of Honor
Bo ā Bridesmaid š«š±š Bo is heading into her first year at Placer High, but donāt let that fool youāshe already walks, talks, and rolls her eyes like a seasoned pro. Known for her razor-sharp sarcasm and quick wit š, Bo keeps everyone on their toes and laughing (even when youāre not sure if sheās joking⦠she probably is). Sheās got a soft spot for all things love, drama, and teenage chaos šš±āfrom romantic movies to group chats that never sleep. If thereās music playing, Boās got the perfect emoji reaction and a comment that will leave the whole table giggling. As a bridesmaid, Bo brings the vibe. Sheās smart, stylish, and just edgy enough to keep things interesting. Basicallyāsheās the one your mom warned you about⦠and then secretly wanted to be friends with. šš
Maiden of Honor
Sloane ā Bridesmaid š“šš» Meet Sloane: 12 years old, 100% animal whisperer, and probably outside barefoot as you read this. She rides horses like a pro š, snuggles chickens like theyāre house pets š, and has a heart bigger than a barn. Sloane tells it like it is (seriously, donāt ask her if your outfit looks good unless you want the truth š ). Sheās the kind of girl whoād rather hang with goats than scroll on a phoneāunless the goats have TikTok. Her idea of a good time? Running wild outdoors š², collecting random nature treasures š, and giving side-eye to anyone who tries to keep her inside too long. Weāre so lucky to have Sloane in the bridal partyāsheās sweet, hilarious, a little wild, and the most honest soul around. Just donāt be surprised if she tries to sneak a chicken into the reception. šš
Flower Girl
Meet Baby Holland šøš¶ Baby Holland is turning ONE this Octoberāand sheās already serving main character energy. With one incredible parent from Canada and the other from the U.S., sheās basically the cutest international treaty ever signed. šØš¦ā¤ļøšŗšø Sheās a total snack queen š with a growing gourmet palateāthanks to her gorgeous mama, who whips up the most mouthwatering meals. Cooking isnāt her full-time job (though it totally should be) š©āš³āØ but Hollandās taste buds are living in 5-star heaven. Sheās head-over-heels for her dogs, Utah and Maggie š¶š¾, and loves spending time outdoorsāplaying, exploring, and radiating joy. šæāļø She has a blast at swimming lessons with Dad š¦ and adores her custom-made āremote controlā toyāa one-of-a-kind masterpiece Dad built just for her, complete with a tassel from a pillow. š®š The girlās got designer toys and a personal inventor. By the time July 26, 2026 rolls around, this bright, bold, beautiful little lady will be running her household and halfway through her world takeoverāone giggle, snack, and hockey stick at a time. ššš«š
Officiant
### Meet Neil ā Our One-of-a-Kind Officiant If you know Neil, you know Dodger Blue ā¾š runs through his veins. Family does tooāitās basically his superpower. Whether heās cheering on the Dodgers, pulling pranks, or inventing yet *another* outrageous game, Neilās goal is simple: keep everyone laughing (and sometimes a little confused š¤š). He and his amazing wife Pam raised four kids šØāš©āš§āš¦, are proud grandparents now šµš“, and are gearing up to become great-grandparentsāyes, the family tree is practically a forest at this point š³. Halley has known Neil for over 16 years, and in that time sheās learned a few things: 1) never underestimate his ability to turn ānormalā into ālegendary,ā 2) *do not* forget his Christmas in July tradition šāļø, and 3) respect the cement bear guarding his yard š»šŖØ. When Neilās not at Dos Coyotes š®, heās either dreaming up his next hair-brained game (with rules nobody understands but everyone follows anyway) or reminding you that if you donāt drive a Ford š, well⦠youāre just not cool. Alaska? Forget it. Neil says thatās where the cold goes to die āļøš, and heās not signing up for that trip. Neil and Pam have been Halleyās neighbors not once, but *twice*āand at one point, even housemates š”. Through thick and thin, these two have been the real deal. Neil is unforgettable: funny, loving, and family-first šÆ. Heās the kind of guy you never forgetāand we couldnāt imagine anyone else marrying us. šāØ
Bridesmaid
### Meet Ally ā Bridesmaid Extraordinaire ⨠Ally is pure sunshine āļø wrapped in a heart of gold š. She has this unstoppable, positive spirit that never quitsāno matter what life throws her way, she bounces back with more love to give and a laugh thatās completely contagious š. Sheās been through a lot, but nothing ever keeps her down (seriously, she could trip over her own feet, spill her drink, and somehow still make it hilarious š¹ā”ļøš¤£). Sheās the friend who can finish Halleyās sentences before Halley even starts them š£ļøā”ļøš”, and the one who will have you doubled over laughing with her legendary raccoon-in-the-drive-through story š¦š or those late-night prank calls šš. Ally doesnāt just tell storiesāshe turns them into comedy specials. On top of that, sheās a fierce animal lover š¾ and the kind of person who genuinely loves *everyone* with her whole heart. She makes people feel seen, loved, and usually giggle-snort in the process. Halley couldnāt imagine her big day without Ally by her side š. Sheās not just a bridesmaid, sheās living proof that joy, kindness, and a little mischief make life unforgettable. š