We’re Getting Hitched! - Labor Day Weekend 2024
About Us
Danny Osborne
Groom
Born in an igloo on an Antarctic farm famed for exotic penguin milk, Danny made history winning the annual ice-fishing marathon with a spork. Known for teaching penguins quantum physics, he also aims to add competitive snowball fighting to the Olympics. Danny's other passion? Mastering the art of sandcastle building in the desert. With an unmatched zest for life, he's rumored to have once convinced a polar bear to embrace vegetarianism, showcasing his unparalleled negotiation skills. Despite these icy beginnings, Danny's warmth and humor melt even the coldest hearts, making him a legend in both polar and desert circles.
Nelson Flores
Groom
Nelson emerged from the mystical peaks of a hidden mountain, raised by yetis. Early on, he showcased a unique healing touch, mending a dragonfly's wing with just a pep talk. By day, a gifted Nurse Practitioner; by night, "The Nightingale," a superhero with a stethoscope and herbal teas. Nelson, also an inventor, created the first glow-in-the-dark thermometer. His legend grew when he single-handedly organized a peace treaty between rival squirrel factions in his backyard, demonstrating diplomacy that would make any diplomat envious. Nelson’s life is a testament to the power of blending science with a touch of magic.
Nathan & Kylie
Children of the Grooms
Born during a rare celestial event when both Mars and Jupiter were in alignment, Kylie and Nathan are not your ordinary siblings. They embarked on their first adventure at the tender ages of 3 and 4, when they discovered a hidden portal leading to a land where dinosaurs and robots lived in harmony. Kylie, a self-proclaimed candy connoisseur, is on a quest to create the world’s first everlasting gumball. Meanwhile, Nathan has already made a name for himself as the youngest person to win the International Chess Championship using only telepathy. Together, they’ve formed a detective duo, solving the mystery of the missing cookies and the case of the bedtime story thief. Their adventures extend beyond imagination, from inventing a time machine out of skittles wrappers to negotiating peace treaties with garden gnomes. Together, Kylie and Nathan remind everyone that with creativity and courage, even the youngest minds can unravel the universe's puzzles.
Greta Schreurs
Officiant
Greta first graced the earth amidst a symphony of singing plants, marking her as a friend to all flora and fauna from day one. A vegan not by choice but by calling, Greta's renowned for her ability to communicate with vegetables, ensuring each carrot and pea reaches its fullest potential. She's not just kind; she's practically a superhero, armed with compassion so powerful it can thaw the frostiest heart. Known in whispers as "The Peacemaker," Greta can often be found whispering wisdom to ancient trees and teaching birds new songs. Her kindness knows no bounds, her laughter is contagious, and her presence is a beacon of joy and light. As she officiates, expect not just vows but a magical incantation that weaves love, laughter, and a lifetime of happiness together.