Constance & Jeffrey
Wedding Party
Laura Parker Jr
Maid of Honor
Happens to be the more empathetic, creative and introspective Parker Twin. Also the better dancer (she might do the worm at the wedding) A supportive sister who accompanied Constance on countless trips to Plaid Pantry to get Flaming Hot Cheetos and listened to her talk for hours on the phone. Constance's better half
Jean Presti
Matron of Honor
Studies show the middle child is often very quiet and the forgotten child of the family. Jean is the exception to this rule... She endlessly cracks jokes, gets along with anyone and is often overly competitive. An older sister Constance has always looked up to and wanted to be like
Jolie Maddock
Bridesmaid
Best friend since kindergarten. Only reason Constance has seen any classic movies like the Godfather and Star Wars. Best Halloween costumer partner, Beer Olympics Co-chairman, smartest person Constance knows and a devoted friend. Not many life stories that don't include Jolie... *if you don't get our costume in the picture: SHAME ON YOU! You have no taste*
Jana Amparo
Bridesmaid
Also friends since kindergarten and one of TAH Girls founding members. She's always looking for new adventures. A good listener who makes every friend feel loved and appreciated. While a great friend, Constance will never forgive the fact she eats dinner at 9pm
Lia Shaw
Bridesmaid
Another friend since Kindergarten. Most creative and stylish person Constance knows. Strongly bonded in Chinese Class, OSU adventures and the great TAH trip. Fellow junk food snack connoisseur. A thoughtful and honest friend Constance is lucky to have.
Kim Traeger
Bridesmaid
Nothing bonds two people more than the mutual hatred of a coworker. She is OSU's biggest baseball and football fan with the tiniest hands. Great friend to recap and dissect situations with and one of the few people who will watch horror movies with Constance.
Jessie Robarge
Bridesmaid
Copper's biggest fan. She has known Jeff longer than anyone else (They're twins). She is the more social twin and can be freinds with anyone. Her drive and ability to outwork everyone around her is something that Jeff has always looked up to (don't tell Jess). Despite Jeff being a mechanical engineer and completing that degree in four years, Jeff is the dumber twin, because Jessie has a doctorate in physical therapy. To sumarize: Jessie is probably prettier than you, nicer than you and smarter than you, just don't ask her about Winding Way. BTW, thats Matt in the pic, not Jeff
David Conlon
Best Man
David and Jeff have known each other for as long as Jeff's been alive; they're cousins. David has accompanied Jeff on just about every adventure that Jeff has every been on. From fishing trips on the Cape, to some of their first ski trips in the Rockies, to their first trip to Yellowstone and their first time skiing a real chute. They regularly nerd out by playing video games together and they talk hockey as if Jeff has ever played (he hasn't and David has his whole life). On the occasions that they get to hang out, they are pushing each other. David is dragging Jeff on 15 mile hike that Jeff inadequately trained for, or Jeff is leading David across a 1.5ft wide path on a cliff edge to ski a chute, despite David having a fear of heights and Jeff telling him it'll get better (it did't really get better).
Alex Kittler
Groomsman
Alex is also one of Jeff's cousins. Jeff and Alex (and David) could always be found together during family gatherings. They really bonded in highschool while playing way too many video games. Alex is that friend that you might not talk to for a whole year, but the moment you hang out again its like time didn't pass. He might be the easiest going guy at the wedding. Jeff's dad calls him Big Deisel, because he's a big dude (he goes to the gym more than you) and when he runs out of energy, well lets just say that Jeff hasn't ever seen anyone crash so hard and so suddenly while skiing. If he seems low energy at the wedding, grab him a snack.
Nathan Farrell
Groomsman
One of Jeff's college friends. Nathan and Jeff first bonded in Statics, where Nathan got the right answers using the wrong solutions. The bond became a trauma bond in heat transfer and fluid mechanics (RIP Scott). Nathan and jeff are diametrically oposed as Nathan is a LOTR fan and Jeff is a Star Wars fan, somehow they don't hate each other. Nathan is probably the best influence Jeff has ever had as a friend. Also, Nathan tried to kill Scott, you should ask both of them about it, seperately.
Scott Friedrich
Groomsman
Scott is one of Jeff's college friends. They have a shared extreme nerdness with Star Wars and really anything that is in space and has lasers. Scott is one of the funniest people that Jeff knows, and he can always put a smile on your face, wether its from a joke or Scott really, really embarasing himself. They also have a shared interest in making a machine make things for them and can talk for hours about this. If you would like to know if your (insert WWII item, or firearm here) is periodically correct, ask Scott.
Jack Parker
Groomsman
Eldest Parker child and completely embodies the older brother stereotype. Teases Connie endlessly, steals her cheetos, comes into her room just mess things up, but always checks in and there to chat with Connie. Finds the humor in any given situation and always joking around. Inspired Connie to play rugby in college and taught her that anime is cool.
Ava Presti
Flower Girl
Only grandchild for both the Presti's and Parkers aka she's spoiled. Really good at saying "CRNA" and "Scooby doo". Would rather eat the food off of YOUR plate than her own. Known to run around, shaking her head violently with high pitch screeching. She is in the 90th percentile for head size. To her father's dismay, looks exactly like her mother