Maid of Honor
hold on, let's make this into a list. . .
Bridesmaid
it's a great day to have a great day
Bridesmaid
remember your costume number
Bridesmaid
I mean. . .*dramatic hand movements*. . .no
Bridesmaid
captain. . .
Bridesmaid
. . .crunch
Bridesmaid
OMG ITS NIALLLLLLLL
Best Man
goin over to Slade's
Groomsman
hey Villian can I tell you a secret? she wore bifocals do you have any idea what this does to me politically?
Groomsman
make a wisdom saving throw
Groomsman
raccoons & monkeys & donkeys, oh my!
Groomsman
ayyy yo?
Groomsman
so I was listening to this John Piper sermon the other day...
Groomsman
now watch this drive
Groomsman
ya like jazz?
Groomsman
dead people are fascinating
Groomsman
wanna hear about the time I almost destroyed the internet?