Maid of Honor
Bryn is Carys's not-so-little sister. Growing up, she was Carys's number one playmate (and guinea pig) in all of Carys's made up games, and over the years dutifully played the various roles of Hogwarts student, balance beam trainee (at Carys's "balance school," of course), horse trainer (horses were cushions), dog trainer (dogs were made of paper), camper ("Camp Carys"), and countless others. Get to Know Bryn: Most Useless Talent: It's a tie between drinking large amounts of seltzer in a short amount of time and lighting a candle when the wick is really short without burning myself. Favorite Fruit: I like the taste of grapefruit the most but not the logistics behind eating it. Best Purchase: Sodastream to feeds my seltzer addiction Spirit Animal: Cow If I Were a Dog I'd Be: a Corgi
Best Man
Tyler and Dan have been best friends since age 3, when their older sisters both took guitar lessons from Tyler's dad. Since then, they've teamed up on everything from running the pool snack bar to hosting massive football tailgates. They were together in school from Cresthaven Elementary to the University of Miami. Tyler now lives in Sydney, Australia, where he runs the marketing team for a booze delivery startup. Get to Know Tyler: Guilty Pleasure TV Show: 1,000 Pound Sisters Go-To Karaoke Song: It Wasn't Me by Shaggy or Livin' on a Prayer Best Thing Before Sliced Bread: Brekky Potatoes Favorite Type of Sandwich: Chicken Schnitty Spirit Animal: Panda If I Were a Dog I'd Be: a Jack Russell Terrier
Bridesmaid
Carys and Sadie grew up down the street from one another, and over the years shared bus rides, soccer teams, and math homework. They've since ventured beyond their neighborhood, and together hiked to Machu Picchu, climbed glaciers in Argentina, and rode Icelandic horses in Iceland! Get to Know Sadie: Favorite Guilty Pleasure TV Show: The Bach, duh Superpower I'd Like to Have: Super speed flight. No more airport delays for me! Favorite Childhood Book: Book? Who read books? Carys was REALLY good at summarizing If I Could Shop for Free at One Store It Would Be: Anthropologie (or maybe Target - they have better snacks) Favorite Disney Movie: Peter Pan If I Were a Dog I'd Be: an active Golden Retriever
Groomsman
Stephen is Dan's younger brother, a rugged outdoorsman with a penchant for pithy one-liners. After Dan graduated from college, Stephen flew down to Miami and they roadtripped back to DC, hitting all the Guy Fieri approved Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives along the way. They wrote a blog of their journey, which won 0 awards but was mildly amusing to the 7 people who followed along their journey. Get to Know Stephen: Most Useless Talent: Endless remixes to songs in my head Worst Purchase I Ever Made: Greek Deodorant Go-To Pump Up Song: The Uruk-hai Title of My Autobiography Would Be: The Indiscretion Spirit Animal: Elk If I Were a Dog I'd Be: a German Shepherd
Bridesmaid
Libby and Carys got off to a slow start, when Carys had the nerve to beat Libby in an elementary school jump-roping contest, and then in middle school got a top locker near Libby's bottom locker. But their friendship only grew from there, and together Libby and Carys have tackled (or at least attempted) great feats, such as baking pavlova and trekking across the southern island of New Zealand. Libby is a dedicated and adoring cat-mom to Stuart and Mobin. Get to Know Libby: My boat would be called: The Cat's Pajamas Best Purchase: Mobin's automated feeder Biggest Pet Peeve: "We" sports talkers Weirdest Thing in Fridge: airborne immune system gummies Product I'd Stockpile If I Couldn't Get It Anymore: Polar Seltzer Spirit Animal: Stuart If I Were a Dog I'd Be: a Poodle
Groomsman
Joey and Dan have been fast friends since being in the same fraternity pledge class at the University of Miami 15 years ago. They lived together in room 9 of the frat house before moving on to found "house 9" in Coconut Grove their senior year. Joey is a huge Cubs fan, so they've tried to at least see each other for one Cubs-Nationals series in recent years. Get to Know Joey: Topic I could give a presentation on with no preparation: The current problems with the Chicago Cubs Go-To Karaoke Song: La Bamba Title of My Autobiography Would Be: Summer Is Coming Most Useless Talent: Beer pong these days, unfortunately Favorite Fruit: Peaches Spirit Animal: Capybara If I Were a Dog I'd Be: 25% pitbull, 20% mountain kerr, 15% staffordshire terrier, 10% boxer, 10% chow chow, 10% golden, 10% lab
Bridesmaid
Caroline and Carys bonded in middle school over a shared appreciation for the Boston Breakers (the women's soccer team). Carys has since dragged Caroline to places such as Northern Ireland and Nicaragua, and Caroline has dragged Carys to questionable karaoke bars, daybreak dance parties, and colorful comedy shows. Get to Know Caroline: My boat would be called: The Stugots - if you know you know Best Purchase: My ex-cat Mobin, because he now brings lots of joy to his new mom, fellow bridesmaid Libby Worst Purchase: Will again have to go with my ex-cat Mobin Favorite Kitchen Gadget: SodaStream is not just my favorite kitchen gadget, it's my favorite material good. Period. Spirit Animal: NYC rat. But like a cute one. If I Were a Dog I'd Be: a corgi because of its short legs and cute tush
Groomsman
James and Dan survived hell week together as fraternity pledges at the University of Miami, and have been friends ever since. They did Spring Break together multiple times, visiting the Bahamas as well as James's home stomping grounds of Denver, Boulder, and Vail, Colorado. Dan and James enjoyed a recent trip back to South Florida to watch the Hurricanes stomp then-3rd-ranked Notre Dame. Get to Know James: My boat would be called: Mames's Escape First AIM Screen Name: swiftfox99 Favorite Olympic Sport: Curling Favorite Vegetable: Spinach Favorite Kitchen Gadget: Cheese Grater If I were a dog, I would be: an English Bull Dog
Best Dog of Honor
Percy is a sweet angel dog who can do no wrong. He joined the family in June 2020 and has brightened every day since. He originally hails from Mississippi but has embraced DC life with vigor. He enjoys long walks in the Congressional cemetery and rooting for the Nationals. Get to Know Percy: Favorite Food: Kibble Favorite Kitchen Appliance: Dishwasher (when open) (and dirty) Favorite Guilty Pleasure TV Show: Love watching the Bachelor franchise with Carys and the bridesmaids Favorite Toy: My Big Yellow Plastic Egg Title of my autobiography would be: Percy and the Leftovers: The Lightning Thief Spirit Animal: Dog If I Were a Dog I'd Be: Part Poodle, part Australian Shepherd, part Australian Cattle Dog