Wedding Party
Carmex Smailliw-Hammock
Bride
Spunky blonde with a feisty personality. Weight is 40 lbs and height is approx 3 ft. Always up for a good time and will do anything for food.
Abbey Normal-Whataburger
Groom
Dark, brooding, mysterious man with an interesting past. He may or may not have ties to the mafia...but who’s keeping track... Abbey is currently enrolled in the witness protection program and enjoying his new lease on life. Abbey works as a barber and is also accepting new clients.
Yanni Woodrow Wickley
Best Man
Enrolled in Charles Xavier’s school for gifted children at a young age, Yanni learned the art of street fighting and pancake making. Now a professional street pancake- Yanni dabbles in the lives of others while throwing pancakes at the unlawful. Yanni is approximately 40 lbs and 3ft tall.
Vidalia Tulsi Urn
Maid of Honor
Vidalia is NOT a good person. Although she looks genuine from the outside she is a cold hard monster who will crush your spirits like a dinner mint beneath her size 14 shoes. She currently works full time with habitat for humanity as well as coordinate all events for St. Jude’s Children Hospital. Last year she recently won the Nobel Peace Prize as well as logged over 4,000 hours in volunteer time. Her hair is a brown color and she’s like maybe 40 lbs.