FAQs

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Will my cell phone work?

Answer

Probs no, unless you’re on WiFi. But, your camera will still function!

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Can I bring a date?

Answer

If your invitation says “and Guest,” then yes. If not, we would prefer it was just you.

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Can I bring my dog?

Answer

Like your children, we love your dogs. But we can't have 9000 dogs running about so please leave your four-legged friends at home. Don't worry, our pups Bodhi and Patsy will be in attendance and readily available for all the pets you wish to give them. If you ask about bringing a cat you will be publicly shunned.

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What does Desert Chic, Rustic Elegance, and Ranch Casual mean?

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Think classy mountain wear. No shorts, no gym shoes, no jeans, but boots n suits are cool, so are dresses and boots.

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Where in the hell is this place?

Answer

Google it dot com, bro. The Ranch is right next to Grand Staircase–Escalante National Monument, down a ways from Capitol Reef and Bryce Canyon national parks, smack dab in the center of southern Utah, right next to the middle of nowhere and across the street from "Oh my god, look at that beautiful view"-ville.