Sister of both the soul and sorority variety
If he's speaking German it means he drank too much
The female Russell Brand-looking one
Don't ask about jujitsu, pickleball, or politics
(JD’s brother)
Niece and nephew are his most redeeming qualities
Would rather be climbing or biking right now
(Steph’s sister)
Left us to move to North Carolina, Part I
Left us to move to North Carolina, Part II
The one just happy to be here
Most Interesting Man since Dos Equis fired that actor
(Steph’s sister)
From the "WE-DON'T-PUMP-OUR-GAS, WE-PUMP-OUR-FISTS" State... you can tell
Been trying to shake Steph since 6th grade ...unsuccessfully
(JD’s sister)
Wombmates, Jan-Oct 1992
Obligated since JD was his groomsman
Officiant and dearest family friend