Savannah & Jackson
Wedding Party
Alex Condon
Maid of Honor
Where do we even start with this one? Alex is Savannah's ride-or-die, partner in crime, as well as Jack's biggest pain in the ass. Anytime you get Savannah and Alex in the same room together, expect the volume level to go to 100 and the chaos level to go to 1000. Alex is the best hype woman, and has both the heart of a angel and the liver of degenerate. She is the reason we'll be making core memories and apologizing for them the next morning. No one is safe from her shenanigans - watch out, Alex will be involved in 90% of the wedding chaos! Best to stick around her if you want a weekend of fun (and Hell).
Joey Cavallaro
Best Man
Joey is Jack's little brother and he's been a twerp since day 1. As kids, you could always find Jack and Joey outside playing football, baseball, basketball or hockey, and it would almost always end in someone getting hurt, in tears or fighting. Jack likes to take credit for giving Joey his toughness, but is deep down hoping Joey never realizes he's the bigger brother now. He's a kick ass guy that knows how to let loose, be an absolute chiller, while also working his ass off. He's a hell of a brother, and there's no one who could be a better best man.
Ally Young
Bridesmaid
Combine a Hallmark movie protagonist with a Vegas high-roller, and you got Ally. If things go sideways, she's the first one to bail you out - because let's be honest, she's planned for this. She's got a heart of gold, the patience of a saint, and gives off Kris Jenner energy ("you're doing amazing, sweetie"). Ally is the go-to girl when it comes to keeping it real, and always offers calm, wise words of advice even though she knows you'll end up doing something dumb anyways (again, "you're doing amazing, sweetie"). However, you get her in a pink wig and a black satin blouse, and the world ain't ready for this party goddess.
David Parker
Groomsman
Jack and David go wayyyy back, I mean back to 2nd grade way back. They met playing football when they were both 3 foot nothing and the smallest D-Linemen you'd ever see. David is the smartest person Jack knows, by far. When studying for a Calculus exam, Jack asked David for help on a problem and David's answer was "Just stare at it for a bit and it'll come to you". Even though he's super smart, he still managed to burn off his eyebrows camping with Jack while trying to light the campfire with a little too much "fire starter" (eh-hem, gasoline) on the logs. David is a hell of a guy and will have a conversation about anything with you, and if you give him some liquid courage, he'll make you laugh your ass off.
Ari Victor
Bridesmaid
Ari is the black cat - mysterious and effortlessly cool. She is the type to act unbothered, until the music hits, the drinks flow, and suddenly, she's leading the charge into a night of questionable decisions. She'll sip her drink like a sophisticated villain, then turn around and drag you onto the dance floor like a demon possessed. She's the one you want in your inner circle, just don't be surprised if she disappears into the night like the chaotic black cat she is. Ari is the Virgo queen of our friend group, just don't tell Alex...
Logan Green
Groomsman
When Jack met Logan, it looked like he just stepped out of a country song - a little moody, sensitive, and judging you for not wearing shit-kickers to Sundance. Beneath the brooding exterior, though, is a heart of pure gold. He's the kind of guy who's sending you dumb memes one minute, and the next he's driving 3 hours to help you move a couch or hold Sav's hand when she's getting a nose piercing. A former country boy turned softie, he's loyal to the core, deep as they come, and absolutely someone you want in your corner - especially if there's a bonfire and an acoustic guitar nearby.
Spencer Kidd
Bridesmaid
Spencer is equal parts sunshine and chaos - she's got the charm of the girl-next-door and the unpredictability of a reality show contestant. Sweet as sugar, but don't be fooled - she's the first to rally the troops for a night of questionable life choices. She's got the personality of an angel, the decorum of a Disney princess, the energy of a golden retriever, and the decision making skills of a raccoon in a dumpster at midnight.
Andrew Lind
Groomsman
Lind is the groomsman who shows up with his shirts pressed, shoes shined, and hair perfectly quaffed. He's a big personality with a knack for some awkward baby talk. He WILL ask for a mirror check before walking down the aisle, and he definitely knows which side is his "good side." He's always sweet, but sometimes a little salty (iykyk). High-maintenance? Maybe. But here's the thing: he's also been one of the closest friends to both the bride and groom for years, so much so that he once offered to wear a dress and be a bridesmaid for Savannah (and Sav really entertained it). He's the kind of diva you wouldn't want to do a wedding - or life - without.
Addie Cavallaro
Bridesmaid
Every party needs that one person who has zero interest in your nonsense but will absolutely have a plate of cookies ready when your bad decisions come full circle. That's Addie. She's got an RBF carved by the gods, a steel spine, golden heart, & a bullshit radar sharper than a butcher's knife. She's your go-to for music recs, pop culture, sports hot takes, & sweet treats - all while looking she just walked out of a Lululemon catalog. She won't be twerking on tables or streaking through the woods...but she will 100% be perched on the sidelines judging with love & ready to be there for you when shit ultimately hits the fan.
Andrew Lacascia
Groomsman
Every friend group needs a Lacascia - the guy who talks the most shit, demands the finest thing in life and somehow makes you laugh even when he's being a complete menace. He's got big Cartman energy, always stirring the pot, making crazy demands, and acting like he runs the show. But when it actually matters, he's clutch. No matter how much he whines or insists on doing things his way, he always shows up when it counts. Whether it's having my back in a tough spot or making sure this wedding is one for the books, I know I can count on him - just as long as he has his triple Titos and he didn't just lose on one leg of his 16-team parlay.
Sam Gengel
Bridesmaid
Sam is a BAD BITCH. This absolute gem of a human is the first to hand you a shot and the first to hold your hair back. If you go missing at our wedding, don't worry - she will be the one organizing a full-scale search and rescue while double-fisting cocktails and looking fabulous doing it. She is the reason we have both an itinerary and an emergency exit plan. Sam keeps everyone's shit in line while simultaneously being the one to convince you that yes, dancing on the bar is a fantastic idea.
Garret Ruf
Groomsman
At first, you wouldn't have pegged Garret as the type to go hard or shut down a bar with, but once you get this normally laid back guy going, he turns into Gary. Garret is the guy that is insanely reliable, and will always hype you up. Gary is the guy that will sneak up on you at a party holding two beers, shove one in your hand and shotgun it with you. But beyond the late nights, he's the kind of guy who's always got your back - no matter what. Whether it's being the number one hype man, making sure you're good, or just being a solid guy to have around you, he's proven time and time again that he's a lifelong friend of Sav and Jack. If you're reading this, G, want to shotgun?
Jac Closs
Bridesmaid
Jac is the human embodiment of "I'm just here for a good time, man." Effortlessly cool, unshakably calm, and somehow always surrounded by chaos - yet never the one causing it. She's the friend who doesn't start the fire, but will absolutely sit back with a drink and casually watch it burn. Jac is unbothered, undefeated, and undeniably the one holding the group together when shit goes sideways. If you lose your dignity at the wedding, don't worry - she'll be the one to casually pick it up and hand it back to you...probably with a beer in her other hand.
Buckley Buckley
Groomsman
Buckley's first name is really Andrew, but Savannah never realized that until a couple weeks ago (FYI we've been friends for years now). Buckley and Jack met as fraternity brothers at CSU. Buckley is always down for a good time and can often be found pushing Lacascia's buttons, which always makes people laugh. He's the epitome of someone who has their shit together, but balances out the bore of adulthood with degenerate gambling and drinking with the boys. Even with that though, he does it right. At the last bachelor party the guys went to, Jack wouldn't have survived playing 36 holes if it weren't for Buckley convincing Jack to leave the bars with him to get a decent nights' sleep for once. He's the kind of guy that will go out and have an amazing time with everyone, and then make sure everyone gets back safely.
Peter Strouse
Officiant
Sav and Jack met Peter when he was a bright eyed freshman that showed up to a rush event wearing neon green Asics. He was a nerdy kid that craved the fraternity experience that his dad and Jack's had at UNC. Not only did he brown-nose his way to getting a bid, but also kissed enough ass to become president 2 years later. He was quite successful at the position, until he got our charter revoked in his first term. All right, enough ragging on him... for now... When you are one of Pete's people, he will go to hell and back for you. He loves his friends hard and will be there for you in anything. He has a laugh that you can hear a mile away and it never fails to make someone else laugh around him. If you were to look up the definition of a damn good friend, a picture of Peter would pop up. We're stoked to have him officiate our big day.
Kyle Hitzeman
Beer Boy
Kyle is the friend who's as chill as a 2000s sad-boy anthem but can crank any party up to legendary status. He might stumble into trouble, but his charm (and luck) always gets him back on track. He can be a moody diva, but will proceed to burn the house down with good vibes any time there's good music and drinks flowing.
Alejandro Gonzales
Beer Boy
Alejandro's full name is Alejandro Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Gonzales, but we all just call him Jandro. He's the life of every party, equal parts confidence, chaos and charisma. He walks into the room like he owns it, then crack a joke that gets the whole place laughing. He has a trademark laugh that you couldn't miss especially when he's drunk, dancing on a table, and then absolutely face plants. One thing's for sure: it's never a dull moment when Jandro is around and we wouldn't have it any other way.
Diane Maynard
Flower Girl
Don't let the title "Flower Girl" fool you - this Aries queen is bringing more fire down the aisle than anyone! A redneck in her blood, a hippie in her soul, Grandma Maynard is ready to throw down & hoe down with the best of them. She's the original flowerchild, an artist & creative spirit who passed her wild heart straight to the bride. Surrounded by a tribe of women with big personalities & pot stirrers, she's more than ready to stir back - after all, Aries don't shy away from a little heat! Just a fair warning: If a sudden gust of wind send the flower petals flying...it might not be the breeze...Grandma has been known to crop dust a whole aisle when the spirit moves her!