Groom
We're not entirely sure why she said yes, but he is at least funny...looking...and he makes French toast worth flying to the USA for.
Bride
Her Majesty "The Tiger" is able to cook pasta for an army of Minnesotans to keep them from continuing to frequent Olive Garden.
Witness of the Bride
My horse trainer extraordinaire, always trying to catch me on skis...but failing, still has to visit the US, sister.