Matron of Honor
Younger sister of the bride
Best Woman
Craig has known Matt since first grade. Do not text him if you need a response within 3-4 weeks.
Bridesmaid
Soccer teammate since age 10 and roomies in Portland/Seattle!
Groomswoman
If you thought Matt hated himself, just wait until you meet Eric. He runs marathons for fun.
Bridesmaid
High school club soccer teammates & forever dance partner
Groomswoman
Trojan's worst nightmare. 5 kids--all much better people than him (pretty low bar if we're being honest).
Bridesmaid
Camas High School best friend
Groomswoman
Only married Matt's sister because Tim Tebow turned him down.
Bridesmaid
Soccer teammate in ODP and in club soccer - like Brittney, she is a fellow CPA!
Groomswoman
Jeff's claim to fame is being half responsible for creating Matt (ew).