Jessica & Brian - 4/1/23
Wedding Party
Brian
Groom
Brian is the groom. He is here on his own free will.
Jessica
Bride
Jessica is the bride. She said "Jess" unironically.
Michael
Best Man
Michael is Brian's brother, both actually and in a spiritual sense.
Liz
Maid of Honor
Human or lizard? We will never know.
Danny-O
Best Man
Danny O is Brian's brother de otra madre.
El Dawgy-O
Maid of Honor
L-Dawg. El Dawg. El-Dawgio. She puts the L in homegirl!
Danthaniel
Groomsman
Danny is a known lactose-intolerant.
Bethaniel
Bridesman
Beth is the beth!
Brett
Groomsman
He's in the party to make it bretter!
Gislaine
Bridesmaid
What she lacks in height she makes up for with a pure heart!
Brian T
Groomsman
Brian is the other Brian at this wedding. Brian bonded when Brian met Brian.
Brittany
Bridesmaid
She mottas in our life!
Marc
Groomsman
Marc has made a marc on Brian's life!
Devin
Groomswoman
She's Devinitely a good friend!
David
Groomsman
I put David at the end of the list intentionally. Let's see how it goes!
Nina
Groomswoman
She's beeeen-a good influence on our lives!