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People often ask: How did you two meet? Well, it's not a fairy tale. We met at a bar on a Tuesday. There. Now you know! It was a cool Tuesday in January. The dew glistened, scintillantly perched atop the ebullient leaves of red bottlebrushes, the light seeming to perfectly refract the rays of sunshine on that radiant and fateful day. As the sun set, so too did Brian set.... his mind on a cold drink and live, local, and maybe-okay music that could only be provided by the Red Lion Pub on the eve of a Twisted Tuesday. Brian was fresh off the rebound, and with a pitcher of liquid courage, he talked to the girl spinning an LED hula-hoop around in circles. He was drawn in like a turtle to the moon. Some would say he pulled off the perfect conversation that night (he can't remember) with just the right amount of enticement and a pinch of wizardry. When Brian enamored Jessica with pictures of his model-cat and the best-worst jokes he knew, Jessica was immediately smitten (can you tell it's Brian writing this?). She had never met such a charming, good-looking, and celestially chiseled man... a man with the kind of physique that statues are modeled after (don't over-think this one). After that fateful night where the stars did align, they started texting (as the cool kids do). Brian persuaded her into meeting his cat, drinking wine, and he read her tarot (Notice: Brian is not Board-Certified on Council of Tarorists, but he tries his best!). Even though Jessica pulled The Devil card, Brian went against his better judgement because he knew Jess was one in 8 billion. And also Brian was one in 8 billion. So that's like.... 2 in 16 billion? I don't know. I'm not really great at statistics. Over the next few months, they dated. They shared walks, wine, and responsibly sourced chocolate. They watched Bob's Burgers and they ate burgers. They had many more Twisted Tuesdays (until the Tuesdays could Twist no-more. RIP Red Lion Pub). They shared stories of laughter and tales of despair. They also had sushi. They travelled between states, countries, and continents. And then they were getting married. So here we are ;)