Maid of Honor
We made a vow in middle school that we'd marry each other if we were still single by 40 and live in an igloo in Alaska and then Brady came along and ruined everything
Best Man
Brady's brother. Basically a Mad Max character that exists solely to conqour the music industry. Ethan can build anything out of nothing, and probably out-drink you while doing it. Retired Harry Styles lookalike.
Bridesmaid
I let her raid my closet for college parties and she helps me choose my nail techs, the sisterly bond is extreme
Groomsman
Susy didn't know her brother's name wasn't actually "Howard" until she was 23!
Bridesmaid
Introduced by Brady, I quickly stole one of his oldest friends and convinced her I was way cooler than he'd ever be
Groomsman
5'11" 3 year old. Can count to 4 and repeat. Possibly the loudest man, overall, alive on Earth. Brady's best friend.
Bridesmaid
This is just insurance that I have a reliable lawyer in life when she eventually passes the bar (morale is low)
Groomswoman
Insane hair colors. Merchandise managing wizard. Also somehow a criminal psych major? Julia assists Brady in doing basically everything, because he's capable of almost nothing.
Bridesmaid
We met for exactly 12 hours, broke both our leases within that week and became roommates in a state neither of us had ever lived in. FRIENDS the TV show could never.
Groomsman
Comic book aficionado and "305 till i die" goonsman