Matron of Honor
Britney's older sister, 80’s aficionado, go-to person for deep movie quote references, and has never lost an arm-wrestling contest in international waters.
Best Man
One of Mike's oldest friends - deeply enjoys overstretching during casual conversations, dropping sick music tracks, and women's sunglasses.
Officiant & Bridesmaid
Best friend of the bride since birth (born in the same room a day before Britney) and befriended Mike in 1st grade (despite his rat tail).
Groomsman
Big Ben - the loudest, most animated, and funniest guy you'll meet. We've fallen down a flight of stairs together...on multiple occasions.
Bridesmaid
Best friend of Jackie and essentially Britney's second big sister. She is an 11 in crocs and is affectionately known as Mitch & Dr. Katie. Britney's neighbor growing up and former roomie out of college. She taught Britney how to read in 1st grade and Britney still reads at an elementary school level.
Groomsman
Childhood friend - sometimes mistaken for Mike. Formed a lifelong bond eating spam musubi in the back of minivans before destroying opponents at chess tournaments.
Bridesmaid
Kindergarten homies and lifelong friends. She was the keeper to Britney's sweeper (*chest bump*) and can craft with the best of ‘em!
Groomsman
College roommate at University of Washington - insanely good gambler (he'll bet you on literally anything), king of pump fakes during basketball, and former decline bench press addict.
Bridesmaid
She and Britney were known as the twin towers in high school basketball. She is still working on mastering the perfect cast from A Goofy Movie, ask her to show you on the dance floor!
Groomsman
Former co-worker & neighbor, dog lover, and fellow Chinchilla FC soccer player in San Francisco. Is convinced there is a secret Costco membership above the Executive Membership.
Bridesmaid
Took Britney under her wing freshman year at University of Arizona when Britney knew no one. She and Britney bonded over their love of dressing up and doing crazy makeup and hair styles.
Groomsman
WHITE BOY GOT BOUNCE
Bridesmaid
Forced to be Britney's friend as a fellow Chinchilla FC soccer player, but eventually Britney grew on her and now they can’t quit each other! Only living human to have been 'iced' in every US state (including outlying territories). Hopefully you will get to meet her alter ego “Fun Kate” at the reception!
Bridesmaid
She and Britney became friends on the soccer fields of San Francisco. She loves a good cashmere turtleneck sweater more than life itself, was a Quaker in a previous life, and is always down to clown! Yar who yar!