Man of Honor
Once spent $15 to send Debs a half-eaten Snickers bar from Toyko.
Best Man
Gabe's favorite brother. Best Man. "BM" fits him nicely.
Bridesmaid
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Groomsman
Always knows what's going on. Connoisseur of fine peach shoes. Time to eat a bug.
Bridesmaid
"She can still be a bridesmaid even though she pushed me over during a Christmas recital when we were kids. Twice." - Debs
Groomsman
A riddle: What stays up all night, sleeps all day, but never closes its eyes? A clue? He's the reason that the password hint on Gabe's family computer still reads "CAMERON GET OFF!!!!" to this very day.
Bridesmaid
Wrote out the breakup speech Debs gave to her last boyfriend. Also does a mean rendition of the unreleased single, "Michaelangelo."
Groomsman
A haggard old woman walks into a gas station. "Gimme a pack of smokes and a cup of your finest nacho cheese," she says, voice rough from cigarettes. She inhales. "mmmmmmmmm."
Bridesmaid
Has a bad screaming habit. Debs knows about it. Also: not a fan of expensive hot dogs.
Groomsman
The festus is strong with this one.
Bridesmaid
"Debs convinced her to fart on my pillow when we had only been dating for a couple months." - Gabe
Groomsman
Some call him Jon. Some call him Hank. Just don't call him late for the party.
Bridesmaid
*tiara not included*