Maid of Honor
My rock, my forever emo-bestie, the Heinz to my ketchup, and my BFF. I can't imagine a world where I would get married without her right by my side.
Groomsman
His goatee defines him as a person. He's a huge Timberwolves fan and is a monster in the Mid-lane. Strength: Iron Liver. Weakness: Sciatica. He's a good dude.
Bridesmaid
I think of Alberta as fearless, and she gives me the kind of confidence I'll cherish on my wedding day.
Groomsman
This man's body composition is 75% Video Games 25% Mac and Cheese. Strength: PC Gaming Weakness: Lightweight He's pretty cool.
Bridesmaid
I refer to her as my soulmate. She and I have gone through a metamorphosis together, sharing tears, laughter, deep talks, and philosophies with one another.
Groomsman
Give this guy a beer, call him Ferters and you're in for a good night. Strength: The Outdoors Weakness: Shoulders He's pretty neat
Bridesmaid
Maddie has a casual sense of humor that I absolutely cherish, and I can't wait to spend my big day with her.
Groomsman
John Schneider? More like John Sniper, he's a god with a controller. (Don't play Super Smash Bro's with him) Strength: Super Smash Bros Weakness: Sour Cream Strapping young man he is.
Bridesmaid
Laughter is one of the easiest ways to my heart, and Steph and I have found ourselves laughing to the point of tears together. I may not be religious, but I am truly blessed to have such a wonderful friend in my bridal party.
Groomsman
The cardboard warrior. He's like a transformer if transformers were cool. Strength: Mushroom Identification Weakness: ATV Dudes Great guy
Personal Attendant
You can't NOT be happy around Geertsemama. She is one of the most genuinely kind, hilarious, and stylish human beings I've ever met in my life and I am thrilled to have her as my personal attendant.