Wedding Party
Alexandra Green
Maid of Honor
I have known her for a long time, ever since those stupid baby's first debate classes my mom made me go to. She is technically a lawyer now so I guess that worked out for her. Currently lives in the Bay which must be hard as she didn't do very well in swim lessons as a kid*. Lover of cats and anime. *This fact is disputed.
Andrew Tkacenko
Best Man
Pro at med school apps and naming animals. Always on call for any time Spinner even thinks about becoming ill. Had to deal with Leon growing up which really should require financial compensation of some sort.
Audra Linney
Bridesmaid
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Allie Presher Brown
Groomswoman
Dealt with Leon since college and still sticks with him. Currently in school to cut open animals and sew them back together. Can line dance like nobody's business and has one of the dumbest cats to ever walk the planet.
Cornelia Cote
Bridesmaid
Met while mutually on the verge of going insane in nursing school. She currently lives in (checks notes) Rye NY, but is constantly threatening to move back to Maryland, probably because of the super cool state flag. We bonded over a mutual hate for several of our classmates, which has continued to this day in petty ass drama.
Ryan Almeida
Groomsman
Fellow ecologist at Rutgers. Has one of the world's highest ranked MLS fantasy soccer podcasts and one of the world's most dramatic dogs. If you want to get hyped about public transit, he's your man.
Carley Parker D something
Bridesmaid
We also met in nursing school while crying daily . She is deaf (so don't fall for any of her dumb deaf jokes). She is currently a nurse in Falls Church Virginia chasing those dying baby contracts all across the country.
Allison Tkacenko
Groomswoman
Leon's younger sister. Basically the female nicer version of him. Decided to copy Amy and become a nurse.