Maid of Honor
Honestly, no idea who this is.
Best Man
The first time Jack met Chris was on their first day as summer associates at Jones Day in Atlanta. The last time Jack met Chris was like two years ago. Chris is not very social.
Bridesmaid
Has webbed toes.
Groomsman
Gonzo and Jack were roommates for six years, three in law school and three in Atlanta. Though they may be technically common law married at this point, the relationship between David and Jack is frankly none of your business, Alisa.
Matron of Honor
Once dressed as Paula Dean for Halloween (pre-racism).
Groomsman
Daniel and Jack have been friends since elementary school. Jack has never met anyone Daniel did not become fast friends with, except for Daniel's parents that one time. All's well that ends well Mr. and Mrs. Topping!
Bridesmaid
Lives in Tennessee and used to have a pet pig. Real original, Maggie.
Groomsman
Alex and Jack's friendship spans longer than Jack can remember, back to some time in elementary school. Jack remembers Alex as a smart, well mannered, and well-behaved child prior to his discovery of beer.
Bridesmaid
Had braces in law school.
Groomsman
Jack and Nick were roommates for all three years at the University of Virginia School of Law. This would turn out to be a grave mistake for everyone but them.
Bridesmaid
Blonde, but smart.
Honor Attendant
Huck is a dog.