Jack and Alisa are getting married and you're invited to be their guest. I don't know, are you feeling okay?
Pippin Hill. It says that on the "Events" page. Seriously, though. I'm worried about you.
Look, I think you might be lost. This is a wedding website for Jack and Alisa. The frequently asked questions are about the wedding, not just the most frequently asked questions in human history. Don't you want to know like, where to eat lunch in Charlottesville? That's on the "Things to Do" page.
Yeah, me neither. Most of the other information is on the webpage and pretty easy to find. Zola thinks you might have questions, though. I don't know, do you?
5:15 PM at the designated wedding hotels: The Draftsman; The Graduate; and the Courtyard Marriott. Please arrive 10 minutes early to board the shuttles. See, this is a little more productive.
No promises on free will, but there will be free booze (sort of - Thanks, Dr. Abbott!).
Please, no kids on Friday or Saturday. We're begging you. Mostly just Alisa - she's a sociopath who doesn't like children. We'd love to see them on Sunday!
I mean...he could, but his hourly rate is really out of your budget. Please let us know if you plan on bringing your children to Charlottesville for the weekend, and we'll reach out to you with a list of preferred babysitting services to use for Friday and/or Saturday evening.
If you have to ask, you're one of them.
Timothée Chalamet
Black tie (tuxedo).
Scientology.
$342,679.64
718-34-5647
Could be Monday, June 14, 2021, could be another day. Only time will tell!