Ring Bearer
Oreo is Alice's soul dog. Alice adopted Oreo in 2016 and he has been a huge part of his human's relationship over the years. Oreo showed Watson that he can be a dog dad.
Flower Boy
Watson's first legal son, Toffee, who thinks he is a cat trapped in a body of a dog. Toffee is also the love of Watson's life.
Maid of Honor
Sharon stalked Alice on the playground in second grade. Now she is Alice's best friend and now Alice stalks Sharon for life.
Best Man
Watson and Kevin threw dirtballs at each other in seventh grade. Thankfully, like apes, they evolved to healthier activities like throwing frisbees and cycling.
Bridesmaid
Alice met Amber in sixth grade and they've suffered through many years of Spanish class together throughout high school. Amber's extroverted personality really inspired Alice to be more extroverted growing up.
Groomsman
Watson and Alice likes to point out broken things around our house when Jay is around. Miraculously, these get fixed by the next morning.
Bridesmaid
Brittany often took care of Alice during their time together in college. She also often hung out with Alice and Watson the first summer they started dating. Brittany is also Alice's first pilates buddy and a co-worker at one point...
Groomsman
The first time Watson met Frankie, he stabbed him in the foot with a knife. Frankie got the message.
Bridesmaid
Alice was set up on a lunch date with Hypatia by her boss at her first job out of college. Alice then convinced Hypatia to join her in pilates and spin classes. Hypatia later convinced Alice it was time to get a dog (or two).
Groomsman
Anson taught Watson and Alice how to be bougie, and also be satisfied with a whole week of Rigoberto's carne asada burrito.
Officiant
Ramzi was Watson's dragon boat gym coach back in college, he also often helped out when Watson and Alice was doing construction on their house. Now he's coaching us into this next phase of our lives.