Bride
My social battery will only be full for about an hour, if you see me with a blank expression staring at wall....let me cook.... my brain is rebooting. Also, I will be throwing this thang in every shape we learned in Geometry.
Groom
Loud and a little awkward. will not throw it back but will catch it. Just happy to be here. the reason for the invite music, you're welcome. >:)
Mother of the Bride
Can be found in the back with tissues, the favorite child is starting a new chapter in life.
Maid of Honor
Tiny but mighty. Will also be crying while throwing it back for a kit-kat. Introverted bestie, need time to air out mentally . Do not touch me or I'll scream. Thank you.
Groomswoman
Fairly-Gay-mother of the group. There to add a little sarcastic flare with a dash sass. just happy to be away from the crotch goblin. :)
Bridesmaid
Baby of the family will be the loudest, the sassiest . Beware the side eye of judgment
Bridesmaid
Bites.
Groomswoman
Best friend and sister to the groom, willing to interact but was dragged from her comfy bed kicking and screaming, she'll probably be in a corner with a laptop
Mother of the Groom
Proud published author and proud mother to her adopted middle child that she couldn't be happier for
Groomsman
Here for the vibes.