Wedding Party
Trinity Simmons
Bride
Strength : rage baiting Will Weakness : can’t do simple math
Will Pope
Groom
Strengths : is good at simple math Weakness : can’t stop sniffling
Anna Simmons
Maid of Honor
Sister of the bride Strength : shapeshifting Weakness : can’t ride a scooter
William Crites
Best Man
Friend of the groom Strength: 6’1 Weakness : the sun
Alyssa DeGuzman
Bridesmaid
Cousin of the bride Strengths : empath Weakness : cries a lot, bloody noses
Cam Verrier
Groomsman
Friend of the Groom Strength: loves golf Weakness: sucks at golf
Samantha DeGuzman
Bridesmaid
Cousin of the bride Strength : canva Weakness : can’t beat lesbian allegations
Paul Simmons Jr
Groomsman
Brother of the bride Strengths : can sleep through nuclear war Weakness : nuts, daylight
Bailey Godwin
Bridesmaid
Sister of the groom Strength: really good with babies Weakness: childless
TJ Chapman
Groomsman
Cousin of the groom Strength: Baltimore sports fan Weakness : Baltimore sports fan
Kasey Pope
Bridesmaid
Sister of the groom Strength: strictly mom material Weakness : cannot find/keep/commit to a man
Dave Bordieri
Groomsman
Friend of the groom Strength: only home run was in playoffs Weakness: Ginger
Sabrina DeGuzman-Simmons
Mother of the Bride
Strength: hall of fame work ethic Weakness: ADHD, procrastination
Paul Simmons
Father of the Bride
Strength : jack of all trades Weakness : master of none, knees
Michele Pope
Mother of the Groom
Strength: power tools Weakness: cooking, certified yapper
Randy Pope
Father of the Groom
Strength: Master storyteller, cooking Weakness: fact checkers, power tools