Matron of Honor
Born one minute before Kim, thinks her knees can predict the weather, 10/10 great at being a mom
Best Man
Brendan’s little brother and famous YouTuber. Do NOT let this man have a bottle of RumpleMinze near him
Bridesmaid
Kim's little sis, Wawa is her best friend, can sequence your DNA - shoutout women in stem
Groomsman
Kim’s little bro. If you want a degree in fun facts, then meet this guy at the bar.
Bridesmaid
Brendan's sister, been to every concert ever, should style celebs with her sense of fashion
Groomsman
Brendan’s Brother from another mother. Claims he is a twin, but we need to see proper documentation, we’re not fully convinced - ask him to see a picture of them together.
Bridesmaid
Brendan's sister, loves a big fancy Dunkin coffee, no family gatherings without Phase 10 iykyk
Groomsman
Brendan’s 2nd Best Man. Will be giving classes on doing the “Dougie” on the dance floor around 9:45, don’t be late.
Bridesmaid
Iowa City bestie and new mom, fellow pitbull owner of Mack’s girlfriend, should move to Chicago to be closer to us
Groomsman
Iowa City best friend, and new dad. Look for this man when Eminem comes on at the reception.
Bridesmaid
OG Iowa City best friend, our lawyer on retainer ~just in case~, please ask her to do the worm on the dance floor
Groomsman
Iowa bestie. ESPN wrote an article about him, we dare you to find it.
Bridesmaid
OG Iowa City best friend, cat lover 4ever, loves to yell at the tv when watching her Packers games (Go Bears)
Groomsman
Fellow Clintonian. Gave Brendan his first ride to soccer practice and they never looked back.
Bridesmaid
Ultrasound school survivor with Kim, bakes exquisite cookies, we're convinced she's never had a bad hair day in her life
Groomsman
Iowa City friend also known as “Knipps” (nothing to do with his last name). Will be the dad pacing and betting at his son’s sport’s games.
Bridesmaid
Ultrasound school survivor with Kim, loves blue cheese olives (red flag), knows more about every kind of wine than everyone reading this
Groomsman
Clinton, Iowa OG friend. Do not ask him to do the Rumplestiltskin because he won’t do it…. But he might.