Groom
You Might Have Seen This Stud on South Florida Firefighters Calendar 2015 AND 2016. If You Didn’t, No Worries. Just Play the Song “Gasolina”. 😉
Bride
You Would Think Danny Has The Best Moves, Having Stripped For The Firefighter Calendar and all, but This “Cubanita” Brings The Candela Para El Bombero 🔥
Best Man
Groom’s Best Friend and Clutch Wing Man The Reason There is a Bride and Groom Disclaimer: Watch Out For That Half-Cuban Booty on the Dance Floor
Maid of Honor
The Bride’s Older Sister ❤️ Just Because She’s the Bride’s Sister it Doesn’t Mean She Doesn’t Like the Groom More
Groomsman
Groomsman and Groom’s Cousin/Best Friend, Mike is a Cop, Unlike 75% of The Rest of The Groomsmen 🔥
Matron of Honor
The Bride’s Pseudo Oldest Sister Most Fiercest Protector of The Bride and Her Heart, but Even She Couldn’t Resist “La Gasolina”
Groomsman
Real Name: Chris. Special Points if You Can Guess His Nationality.
Bridesmaid
The Cutest of the Bride’s Sisters (and Also The Smartest—Sorry, Mari!). She Will Be Right Alongside The Groom Getting The Party Started and Ensuring Everyone is Having a Good Time. Some Might Call Her a Party’s MVP. Ask To See Her Special Skill With a Cigar 😉
Groomsman
Some People Call Him Tyrone, Others Call Him Mikey Rosé, but Everyone Calls Him When They Want To Have Fun Because This Groomsman Se Lleva El Party Para El Mismo, Everywhere He Goes.
Bridesmaid
Melissa is the Groom’s Sister and Arguably The Coolest of The Gans Siblings (There’s Only Two of Them, by the Way) and Technically, Because She is Now a Leach. The Groom Holds the Sole Title of Coolest Gans Sibling.
Groomsman
This Dominican Hot Tigre Can Spin Some Crazy Moves On The Dance Floor. Bachata World Champion and The World’s Most Human Teddy Bear, This Groomsman’ Got it All
Co-Maid of Honor aka “Assistant to the Maid of Honor”
Frequently Mistaken as The Bride’s Twin and Often “There’s Two Of Them?!” Can Be Heard Being Commented By Others. Play Pitbull and She Will Drop it Like it’s Hot.
Groomsman
Best Friend, Travel Mate and Tailgate/UM Game Companion to the Couple. Former Firefighter Calendar Boy Himself, This Groomsman Would Trade His Saturday Kelly to Party With The Couple Any Day.
Bridesmaid
The Bride’s BFF Since Daycare Days and also a Hollywood Starlet Funniest Member of This Star Studded Cast
Groomsman
Meet Jake. No, Not From State Farm, but From Broward, Which is Pretty Much The Same Thing. Longtime Friend of The Groom and Probably One of the Only Guys Who Remembers What The Groom Was Like Before His Shirtless Days. Special Trait: Known To Wear His Sunglasses at Night.
Bridesmaid
No es Negra, pero tiene tumbão. Like the song, she’s a big 🍑 and a Colgate smile. The reason the bride and groom have their first pictures together on the day they met and has stories for days on both the bride and groom—ask her for some good ones
Bridesmaid
This Little Hot Tamale is Not Only Friends With Both The Bride and Groom, But She Gets to Spend ALL Day With The Bride Because They’re Coworkers Too (She’s So Lucky, Right?!) If You See Her Around, Give Her a Hug! She Loves Them! 🤗
Bridesmaid
This Blonde Bombshell’s So Hot She’s a Fire (fighter). Best Friends With The Groom, But So Awesome She Was Jacked By The Bride To Be Her BFF As Well. This One and Her Twerk Moves—De Gringa No Tiene Nada.
Groomsman
This Italian Pseudo Little Brother to the Groom Can Take Limoncello Shots Like No Other. Go Ahead, Challenge Him.
Father of the Groom
If You Haven’t Met Him yet, You Will. This Man is Not Shy. Just Please, Don’t Pull His Finger if He Asks.
Father of the Bride
Possesses Unmatchable Dancing Skills Best Move: Shoulder Shimmy
Mother of the Bride and Mother of the Groom
Always Overshadowed By the Dads of Both The Bride and Groom, These Two Have Learned How To