Bridesmaid
Tori's oldest and blondest sister. A lot of people think she's taller than me -- bullshit; it's her shoes.
Bridesmaid
Tori's youngest and redheadedest sister. People think she's the smartest because she doesn't run her mouth like Whitney, me, Mom, Josiah, Cliff, Corey, and all of our step brothers.
Bridesman
Tori's malest brother. People think he's high because he's the calmest person you'll ever meet. But he's really just the calmest person you'll ever meet.
Groomswoman
Marshal's Only Sister. She takes lots of pretty pictures. I think she still runs, but her knees are pretty bad, so maybe not. We understand each other when our parents don't.
Groomswoman
Marshal's Nearly Sister, she's nice to me sometimes, but it's worth it for the baked goods.
Groomsman
He's nice to me much more frequently than his wife. Be sure to ask him about beer, bread, or sociology.