Bride
Try to converse with her about anything but wedding related—that’s all she’s been talking about for the last 14 months.
Groom
If you saw this man, hide the vodka. Also, try to quiz him on anything wedding related—$5 that he does not know any vendor’s names.
Mother of the Bride
She will love you forever if you told her she looks pretty and young.
Mother of the Groom
She is the official dress train fluffer of the day, known as Mutha Fluffa.
Father of the Bride
He will laugh at your joke even if he didn’t quite understand it. He’s just a good sport.
Father of the Groom
If you said something shocking, you might catch him saying “good night” without actually meaning to say good night.
Brother of the Bride
A frequent world traveler who travels 310 days out of a year but apparently has a full-time job and 401k.
Brother of the Groom
If you saw a man who professes his love to his wife constantly, that’s him.
Sister In-Law
If you sweet talked to her, maybe she’ll share some ketchup chips or Tim Hortons coffee from Canada with you.