FAQs

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Have any questions been asked frequently yet?

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Yes: "Why doesn't the RSVP work?" Happily, that's been fixed so it DOES work now. Please try it again.

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How frequently is "frequently"?

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That depends.

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Tell me the story about the cat.

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I'm sorry, but that isn't a question.

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Will His Holiness the Dalai Lama be present at the celebration?

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Not to our knowledge.

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Was the hinged waffle iron really patented on August 24 in 1869?

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According to timeanddate.com (https://www.timeanddate.com/on-this-day/august/24), yes. The inventor was a Mr. Cornelius Swartwout, of Troy, New York. (Our choice of a wedding date was based on other factors.(

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Do you want the rest of that?

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(You'll have to answer this one yourself, at the Reception. Food will be great, so you may decide not to share.)

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What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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You'll have to be more specific.

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At a wedding reception, is it polite to eat pizza with your fingers?

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No. Your fingers should be eaten separately.

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Will there be an award for "Best Costume"?

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Sorry – It's not that kind of a party.